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by Aquarian81 » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:28 am

The games guys and gals play are so generic and dull. Especially pick-up lines. What are the worst pick-up lines you guys used, and what was the outcome? Ever try creating your own pick-up line?

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Ladies, what were some of the most outrageous, funny, or irritatingly uninventive pick-up lines guys used on you? :roll: Did it lead to something meaningful or did you give him a dirty look and walk away?
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Re: Worst Pick-up Lines

by Sharjeel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:00 pm

Me has never been into romantic relationships. All me ever looked for was platonic friendship. I did need pick-up lines, but of a different sort :D .



In College:

Hello!



Which year? (<-- To a teacher who looked like a student!) This one was hilarious :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: but not for me...



This is how I befriended my best friend Rohini:

I was new at the dojo and only knew other people on a hi-hello basis. Needed something to break the ice with my new mates.



One day we were all doing streches:



Vinod: Dekh Sharjeel, strech kare bad thighs kitni tight ho jati hai.



Me: Haan yaar!?! Lekin teri thighs ko haat laga ke kya mazaa aaega.

*I jokingly start moving towards Rohini and she immediately stands up*



Rohini: Idhar aa ke dekh! batati hoon!



Me: Kya karegi Doctor? Injection degi? *playful push*



Rohini: Ye le injection! *thunderous left to the ribs*



Me: *Gasp... cough* Ribs pe nahi. Mujhe problem hai.



Rohini: Hey sorry yaar! I didnt know... *gets close enough fer me to push her* Ow!!! Cheater! Bhagta kidhar hai!

Ahh, the memories! ^-^
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by akhilis2cool » Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:46 pm

and what abt. ur romantic moments with Karate Lata? :lol:
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by azazel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:18 pm

never had to use any, never had any used on me.. thankfully :roll:
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by Sharjeel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:46 pm

akhilis2cool wrote:and what abt. ur romantic moments with Karate Lata? :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: Abe sab ke saamne pol khol doge kya?!?! Those are censored.
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by azazel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:26 pm

Sharjeel wrote:Abe sab ke saamne pol khol doge kya?!?! Those are censored.




bolde yaar.. hum kuch nahee karenge.. bolde.. :lol:
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:30 pm

azazel wrote:
Sharjeel wrote:Abe sab ke saamne pol khol doge kya?!?! Those are censored.
bolde yaar.. hum kuch nahee karenge.. bolde.. :lol:
hau sharjeel...hum sirf hasenge aur kuch nahin karenge.....:twisted:
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by SimarikSmokin » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:37 pm

Someone told me if they could have some honey i was like yo get some at the restaurant, and they go not that honey.





and thats one i can think of .
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by Alexis » Sun Nov 07, 2004 9:52 pm

There are a few comments guys made.....but I dont know what they were! Pick-up lines or chup chadane ke batein.
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:58 pm

a freind of mine was approached in CCD last year by guy who said (as she put it) "heh heh heh heh..i want to heh heh make friendship with you heh heh heh. ok baby? heh heh heh"



after a moment of shock she screamed with laffter in his face and he slunk away crushed...:lol: :lol:
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by azazel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:05 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:"heh heh heh heh..i want to heh heh make friendship with you heh heh heh. ok baby? heh heh heh"


could've been Raj :?

after a moment of shock she screamed with laffter in his face and he slunk away crushed...:lol: :lol:




OUCH! :lol:
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by solosynergy » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:08 pm

girl: i lolve watches n perfumes

girl: got lots of them

boy: i love spendin time with u n ur fragrance

boy: now thats a corny one
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by CtrlAltDel » Sun Nov 07, 2004 11:31 pm

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:"heh heh heh heh..i want to heh heh make friendship with you heh heh heh. ok baby? heh heh heh"
could've been Raj :?
naah...that friend's a girl....:D
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:49 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:naah...that friend's a girl....:D




was talkin abt the guy who proposed.. or was it :?
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by Jaan » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:12 am

I knew this guy for a while and he finally came around to ask me out! We both were in a class together and it was after the class...



Him: "I am hungary, you?"

Me: "I guess."

Him: "Heard of Texas Steakhouse? I love that place. Wanna go?"

Me: "I am veg."

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



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by Jaan » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:13 am

OOpS! I meant "hungry" not "hungary"



:lol:



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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:15 am

Jaan wrote:I knew this guy for a while and he finally came around to ask me out! We both were in a class together and it was after the class...

Him: "I am hungary, you?"
Me: "I guess."
Him: "Heard of Texas Steakhouse? I love that place. Wanna go?"
Me: "I am veg."
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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by ycr007 » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:31 am

See this site abt Pick-Up lines:

http://www.pickuphelp.com
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by Jaan » Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:51 am

Here's what my friend did when we went to La Madeleine for lunch...



Guy: "Hey, um, it was nice to meet you, we should meet again, can I have your number?"

Her: "I have a boyfriend but my sister is available. Can I have yours?"



And the guy actually gave her his number!



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by -:-PhAT-:- » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:52 am

kya item hai merey stall kay liye..at the exhibition thingy...

nastiiee nastiiiee..



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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:37 am

:shock:

someone tried to pick u up with that ^^^, PhAT...?
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:06 pm

the bigger Q is, did she agree?? :lol:
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by Kavita » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:43 pm

something similar, if not the same context



After I posted my profile in this site many unwanted pinged me on my yahoo id.



I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz





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by The Jackal » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:54 pm

Kavita wrote:I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Pathetic.... :roll: :roll:
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:02 pm

The Jackal wrote:
Kavita wrote:I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Pathetic.... :roll: :roll:




kaheen aap to nahee the?? :lol:

j/k



it must happen to all the femme members of the dbs.. :roll:
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