The Wife Translations Guide
The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.
The Wife Translations Guide
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Re: The Wife Translations Guide
BULLSEYE; Dont know about the wife.. dont have one. But Girls do behave this way. I wonder why ? 
Specially on the "Tell me honestly, am I Fat" question. All the girls that I have known have asked me that question one time or the other. Honest to God. Every time I gave my honest opinion I ended up in shit.
Basically women want you to lie to them about how they look.. and be honest about your emotions with them. Either we can lie all the time or be honest all the time; you choose....
~badmash~
Specially on the "Tell me honestly, am I Fat" question. All the girls that I have known have asked me that question one time or the other. Honest to God. Every time I gave my honest opinion I ended up in shit.Basically women want you to lie to them about how they look.. and be honest about your emotions with them.
Either we can lie all the time or be honest all the time; you choose....~badmash~
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Re: The Wife Translations Guide
vinc wrote:In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
i've stopped asking this one. The only reason a woman will ignore you or act weird is to punish you for something you've done wrong (e.g. not offering to make her a cup of tea when you go into the kitchen for a biscuit). This can go on for days. best not to talk about it cos she feels it stupid to start an argument about you neglecting to bring her a cup of tea, so she won't tell you whats wrong. best to shower affection on her until she's forgotten your transgression. I find flowers, massage, romantic flim, and lots of tea usually puts it out of her mind. days later, while not in a bad mood with you, she may admit that it was your failure to offer tea that put her in a bad mood, but until then you'll be left to guess.
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....
Here is a thread for GUY's to bitch about women. Bitch away my friends.. Kal ho na ho! 
~badmash~
~badmash~
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With all due respect to all junta around, has not the very first post of this thread been doing rounds of the cyber world since time immemorial?
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phir bhii
Then why didnt the women try to change themselves.Lucifer wrote:With all due respect to all junta around, has not the very first post of this thread been doing rounds of the cyber world since time immemorial?
Or am i expecting too much here! 
~badmash~
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Re: phir bhii
asli_badmash wrote:Then why didnt the women try to change themselves.
~badmash~
Men will be men. And women will be women. I would rather neither changed anyrthing. We are all in too much of a shit already just because of transgender mitotic meiosis.
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Re: The Wife Translations Guide
asli_badmash wrote:BULLSEYE; Dont know about the wife.. dont have one. But Girls do behave this way. I wonder why ?
Basically women want you to lie to them about how they look.. and be honest about your emotions with them.
~badmash~
n whats with girls checking their boobs in the mirror first thing they get off the bed in the morning? do they think they are gonna grow over night?
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Re: The Wife Translations Guide
[quote="malakpetmasala
n whats with girls checking their boobs in the mirror first thing they get off the bed in the morning? do they think they are gonna grow over night?[/quote]
You never know saar,the opposite sex is capable of anything>
n whats with girls checking their boobs in the mirror first thing they get off the bed in the morning? do they think they are gonna grow over night?[/quote]
You never know saar,the opposite sex is capable of anything>"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'" -Homer Simpson
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more spice to woman bashing
why do both ur ex girl friends wanna get back with u at the same time or fight with u at the same time?
damn.... crazy women
damn.... crazy women
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Men will be men...
As Lucifer said....men will be men and women will be women....
I found this thread INTERESTING and SOMEWHAT true.
But men also have their scripts of "code words."
Here are some examples:
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink until I am dangerously stupid, and stand by the stream amusing myself with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational explanation connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already ready and on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Now THIS I find truly AMUSING
I found this thread INTERESTING and SOMEWHAT true.
But men also have their scripts of "code words."
Here are some examples:
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink until I am dangerously stupid, and stand by the stream amusing myself with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational explanation connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already ready and on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Now THIS I find truly AMUSING
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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Re: Men will be men...
OneMinuteCooler wrote:As Lucifer said....men will be men and women will be women....
I found this thread INTERESTING and SOMEWHAT true.
But men also have their scripts of "code words."
Here are some examples:
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink until I am dangerously stupid, and stand by the stream amusing myself with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational explanation connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already ready and on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Now THIS I find truly AMUSING
LOOK.... MORE COMPLAINS.
I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
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Re: Men will be men...
malakpetmasala wrote:OneMinuteCooler wrote:As Lucifer said....men will be men and women will be women....
I found this thread INTERESTING and SOMEWHAT true.
But men also have their scripts of "code words."
Here are some examples:
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink until I am dangerously stupid, and stand by the stream amusing myself with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational explanation connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already ready and on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Now THIS I find truly AMUSING
LOOK.... MORE COMPLAINS.
I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
I'm not complaining! I'm just showing that there are also MANY things men say that leave women confused and/or dissapointed and/or angry.
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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Re: Men will be men...
OneMinuteCooler wrote:malakpetmasala wrote:OneMinuteCooler wrote:As Lucifer said....men will be men and women will be women....
I found this thread INTERESTING and SOMEWHAT true.
But men also have their scripts of "code words."
Here are some examples:
"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink until I am dangerously stupid, and stand by the stream amusing myself with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational explanation connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already ready and on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..." Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND." Means: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD". Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR." Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F-Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES". Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL." Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING." Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT." Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU." Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE." Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC." Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Means: "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
Now THIS I find truly AMUSING
LOOK.... MORE COMPLAINS.
I DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN.
I'm not complaining! I'm just showing that there are also MANY things men say that leave women confused and/or dissapointed and/or angry.
alright accepted u are not complaining, but just annoyed/confused and angry. thats one more thing i dont understand.
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You don't have to understand women; Just love them 
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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OneMinuteCooler wrote:You don't have to understand women; Just love them
women are like sausages, no one understands what they are made of, but everyone loves them.
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Awwww that's really cute and interesting!
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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one more thing "i dont understand" or i d rather say dont comprehend is the fact as to why 2 ex girl friends of a guy have to move on to become the best of friends? to bitch about him or to know whats common between them that they were with him??????
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...
Does that mean women love sausages ?malakpetmasala wrote:women are like sausages, no one understands what they are made of, but everyone loves them.OneMinuteCooler wrote:You don't have to understand women; Just love them
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Hmmm....Well, all women are different. Some play those games, some play other games, some don't play.
But if I had to think about atleast a SEMI decent women, I'd think it's because....hmmm I don't know how to structure this.
Well, a man usually goes for a women for her personality. If she suits the kind of personality that he is looking for, he goes for her. So you would kind of think that both the girls must have APPROXIMATELY the same personality since this one guy dated them both. They must have something in common and that's why he chose them. Well, two females have a lot in common, meet each other, and now they have a new friend....and one more extra thing in common.....they both dated you
Lol that's just my hypothesis. Some things you just cant explain.....Like why men REALLY don't like to sit up straight EVER. Lol....mysteries of the world.
But if I had to think about atleast a SEMI decent women, I'd think it's because....hmmm I don't know how to structure this.
Well, a man usually goes for a women for her personality. If she suits the kind of personality that he is looking for, he goes for her. So you would kind of think that both the girls must have APPROXIMATELY the same personality since this one guy dated them both. They must have something in common and that's why he chose them. Well, two females have a lot in common, meet each other, and now they have a new friend....and one more extra thing in common.....they both dated you
Lol that's just my hypothesis.
Some things you just cant explain.....Like why men REALLY don't like to sit up straight EVER. Lol....mysteries of the world.Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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You got it... They get togather to find new ways to destroy you. "The enemy of your enemy is your friend"...malakpetmasala wrote:one more thing "i dont understand" or i d rather say dont comprehend is the fact as to why 2 ex girl friends of a guy have to move on to become the best of friends? to bitch about him or to know whats common between them that they were with him??????
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Re: ...
asli_badmash wrote:Does that mean women love sausages ?malakpetmasala wrote:women are like sausages, no one understands what they are made of, but everyone loves them.OneMinuteCooler wrote:You don't have to understand women; Just love them
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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asli_badmash wrote:You got it... They get togather to find new ways to destroy you. "The enemy of your enemy is your friend"...malakpetmasala wrote:one more thing "i dont understand" or i d rather say dont comprehend is the fact as to why 2 ex girl friends of a guy have to move on to become the best of friends? to bitch about him or to know whats common between them that they were with him??????
And don't tell me that men never talk behind their ex's back???
Everyne handles a breakup differently........
Fear less, hope more;
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
eat less, chew more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things will be yours.
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