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akhilis2cool wrote:SpyGlass wrote:Awww PMoW lemme help you ....
lets see if i've got this right . i think :........
yes it is birth right but in case of women its an "obsessive compulsive disorder"
akhilis2cool wrote:Jaszalcatraz wrote:People, please stop posting messages that are longer than 2 lines.
The optimum length of the messages (if you want me to read em) would be between 14 to 19 words. Any longer than that and my head will explode and you all know how terrible that will be.
I just hope u did not read ur own messsage....ur head would have exploded 3 times!!!
mysterious babe wrote:akhil y r u so much against woman , kisine dhoka diya kya
Five7Jaan wrote:So, you've read the other discussion board with the men's rules, this is the other side.
50 RULES MEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
[Also, if the other sistas know any others, feel free to add on!]
1. If we ask 'Do I look fat in this' the safest answer is 'no, but I really like that little black dress you wore last Saturday'. Our self-esteem is dented by waif-like super models - women want to feel good about themselves.
2. The safest present is not sexy lingerie. If you get turned on by it, wear it yourself.
3. Learn how to operate toilets. Clue: the little lever or the chain is used to flush the darn thing.
4. Birthdays, Anniversaries etc are perfect times to demonstrate your skill at hunting. And no, a new car battery or a Black & Decker do not count.
5. Sometimes questions are not questions. We like to think out loud.
6. Mostly we're not thinking about you. About clothes, shoes, make-up, shopping or pop stars with cute asses maybe. But not you. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are interested in these topics.
7. Saturday = shopping. Ditto Sunday morning. Ditto weekday lunchtimes. We shop therefore we are. After all, it's not a task we trust men to do.
8. A Chinese takeaway and a six pack of lager is not our idea of a romantic evening in.
9. Women are allowed to use PMS as an excuse for anything up to and including murder. Any man who suggests our bad moods are due to PMS is being patronising. Our bad moods are due to men.
10. Shopping is a sport. To be precise it is a bloodsport.
11. Women's desire to consume is due to evolution - it is complementary to man's hunting instinct. How else do we demonstrate appreciation of your ability to provide for us?
12. Size matters. Especially the size of your paycheck.
13. Women will have enough clothes the day that shops stop stocking new fashions.
14. Animals moult or shed their skins - women purchase a seasonal wardrobe. Recycling from last year/season/yesterday is not an option.
15. Learn to understand subtle hints. We use them to avoid damaging the fragile male ego.
16. When we say '<whatever> needs doing' we mean it needs doing NOW.
17. We understand that men have difficulty targeting the toilet, especially after 6 cans of lager, but we don't understand why they can't use the darn loo roll to wipe up afterwards.
18. Women dress to please men. Their own men, men in the street, the gas meter reader, whoever. When asked for your views on an outfit, you are being given the status of an art critic.
19. If you can't say something nice, at least be gentle when saying something unpalatable. We value your opinions, but not your forthrightness.
20. If you don't like our new perms/hairstyles, the correct approach is 'What happened to the lovely hat you bought last week?' not 'How long before it grows out?' or some joke about lawnmowers.
21. Don't be scared to go beyond yes or no when answering questions. Be prepared to justify your answers. Develop verbal reasoning skills beyond monosyllables.
22. Women can think about three things simultaneously. We've evolved that way because we know that men can rarely think about one thing coherently for prolonged periods of time (>2 minutes).
23. A 2 week headache is caused by male poor performance 2 weeks and 1 night ago - or by denying access to your credit card. The solution is in your hands.
24. Your mate is not a surrogate mother. Nor does she need training from your mother. Either adapt to new house-rules or move back to mom.
25. Faking it means you finish quicker. Sometimes the experience is not worth prolonging. The solution is in your hands - and if you can't learn good techniques it will remain in your hands.
26. After shaving, try removing the soapy scum from the basin before it sets rock hard.
27. We know men ogle. Women ogle as well - but we try to be discreet so you don't feel threatened or insecure.
28. When we ask you to perform a task, we don't expect to have to re-train you every single time you do the same task. Learn from experience.
29. If you must pass wind in bed, there's no need to flap the duvet afterwards. And passing wind when getting a blow job ruins future opportunities.
30. Christopher Columbus was not heading for America when he discovered it. If he'd had directions, he wouldn't have ended up in some undiscovered hinterland - he'd have reached his intended destination and in only half the time.
Disclaimer: We reserve the right to change the rules anytime, anywhere, however we want for whomever we need to.
-Five7Jaan
) (rule no. 5) all they want is a dummie.
mysterious babe wrote:akhilis2cool wrote:SpyGlass wrote:Awww PMoW lemme help you ....
lets see if i've got this right . i think :........
yes it is birth right but in case of women its an "obsessive compulsive disorder"
akhil y r u so much against woman , kisine dhoka diya kya
akhilis2cool wrote:[
Girls are materialistic........thats why they want boy friends.
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yep.....i hope no one takes me seriously........i just write what i react to after reading the posts.............
i hope no one really means anything they post here...
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:...If you have thought that no one is taking your posts seriously, then you are mistaken. The FMCFHB has taken serious note of ur ccp's and you better be carefull from now on. fatwa ke naam sunke dargayi kya
......I mean every word I say. Your fatwa is confirmed. War is on. No.7 Battleaxe's are ready with their PGM's.
mysterious babe wrote:Ok Crtaltdel i join ur gang................does that mean i can do more of CCPs
mysterious babe wrote:OK and if i can tell dirty jokes do i get to b the second in command in ur gang................
ZC wrote:this topic is turning out into something like VRINDAS, "HYD guys are *** ***** ******" what do u say old fullhyd.com members
u point something abt men at the portal where most people are male....................u hit a century..........like the previous "HYD guys are the worst flirts" ............may be a double century.............lets wait and see 
ZC wrote:this topic is turning out into something like VRINDAS, "HYD guys are *** ***** ******" what do u say old fullhyd.com members
u point something abt men at the portal where most people are male....................u hit a century..........like the previous "HYD guys are the worst flirts" ............may be a double century.............lets wait and see mysterious babe wrote:akhilis2cool wrote:[
Girls are materialistic........thats why they want boy friends.
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akhil i think u r one dukhi atma. What u r trying to say, girls only want material things frm their bfs. what u trying to say is we cant get things for ourselves taht we need bfs to provide them for us. give us a break. I think u have got the wrong defination of a relation. mayb u r hanging around with the wrong people......
*Peace* mysterious babe wrote:akhilis2cool wrote:[
Girls are materialistic........thats why they want boy friends.
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akhil i think u r one dukhi atma. What u r trying to say, girls only want material things frm their bfs. what u trying to say is we cant get things for ourselves taht we need bfs to provide them for us. give us a break. I think u have got the wrong defination of a relation. mayb u r hanging around with the wrong people......
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