missing mark

[vakibs]

we need some nonsense to spice up the posts. what do u guys think ? Mark, are u there !! ? c'mon.

[rock_26iin]

Well, you see, the thing is, Mark, not heeding his own advice tried to walk out of Hyderabad to Ireland. But when he reached the outskirts, the rocks ganged up on him and gang raped him. Then they tried to perform auto erotic asphyxiation on him and ended up breaking his back. So he was tried to crawl out of Hyderabad when vultures descended upon him and tore him from limb to limb.



How do I know this? I spoke to the vulture in whose stomachs he currently resides. He says it quite dark in there and no internet too so he cant come online much. He says the tickles the vultures' stomach linings to make them puke stuff of him out so that he can at least form a pool of himself if not a proper body



R.I.P.

[HH]

mark! ... Mark!! ... MARK!!!




When The GOD ... Turns DOG ... More ... DOGs ... When They Bark: "bark! ... Bark!! ... BARK!!!" ... They Mean "mark! ... Mark!! ... MARK!!! ... Others Mean ... "mark! ... Re-Mark!! ... We-MARK!!!" ... eh?kya?! ... eh?kya?! ... eh?kya?! ... yeh! woh!! ... yeh! woh!! ... yeh! woh!! ... Wohich Ji ... Wohich Ji ... Wohich Ji ... "mark! ... Mark!! ... MARK!!!

[Nonsensical HP]

Well, you see, the thing is, Mark, not heeding his own advice tried to walk out of Hyderabad to Ireland. But when he reached the outskirts, the rocks ganged up on him and gang raped him. Then they tried to perform auto erotic asphyxiation on him and ended up breaking his back. So he was tried to crawl out of Hyderabad when vultures descended upon him and tore him from limb to limb.

How do I know this? I spoke to the vulture in whose stomachs he currently resides. He says it quite dark in there and no internet too so he cant come online much. He says the tickles the vultures' stomach linings to make them puke stuff of him out so that he can at least form a pool of himself if not a proper body

R.I.P.

Now how the hell is that possible? I wanted to have eggs this morning for breakfast and when I cracked the first egg to make my omelette, out popped a strange chicken. Strange cuz. it didn't look like one. It had the face of a chicken, a strange brownish feathered midriff and human hands instead of legs. And it started talking to me. It said that it was on my kitchen slab not by co-incidence but by Divine intervention.



Now it so happened that Mark did get gangraped by the rocks. And when he was lying there, a host of vultures did swoop down on him. But even in his unconscious state, he radiated so much drunkenness that the queen of vultures fell for him. She took him back home and nursed his wounds. They had a short but torrid affair and she concieved. Now this interspecies conjugation was not acceptable to the vultures and the queen and her paramour were lynched. But they did have their loyalists too. The day before she was to be lynched, the queen of vultures laid an egg - Mark's progeny-to-be. She entrusted her loyals to make sure their baby was in safe hands and that news of her & Mark's misfortune reached his friends. And that's how the egg managed to find its way into my shopping bag and from there into my kitchen slab.



Now, I take this as a big slap on the face of humankind's dominance of Planet Earth and beyond. Vultures have sounded the bugle. Let us all take a pledge to wipe the earth clear of these vile creatures who took away from us the supreme embodiment of nonsense - Mark. Seek and Destroy!!





P.S. : Rocky...the vulture you met is among the villians. And it is he who would lead us to the rest of the pack. So get ready for battle.

[spamtaneous]

ahh...waaat crap.....

[HH]

... crap *****...

Tak Care, "spam..."! ... Else You'll "Take Air!" ... ***** "(s)Crap Master General(s)" Will Be After You ... run Run RUN!

[Crappy HP]

ahh...waaat crap.....

Crap is atleast matter. Unlike the vacuum one usually sees in your posts and many fail to notice in your head!

[HH]

I 'Cautioned' You, "spam..."! ... run Run RUN!

[spamtaneous]

ahh...waaat crap.....

Crap is atleast matter. Unlike the vacuum one usually sees in your posts and many fail to notice in your head!

vacuum is too profound for u to understand.... thank heavens atleast u realise u r full of CRAP....



@ HH sar... lemme have some fun.....

[HH]

...

... fun *****....

***** Fun ... On The Run ... eh eh eh

[vakibs]

ahh...waaat crap.....

Crap is atleast matter. Unlike the vacuum one usually sees in your posts and many fail to notice in your head!

vacuum is too profound for u to understand.... thank heavens atleast u realise u r full of CRAP....

@ HH sar... lemme have some fun.....

is it diapers that u r running in spammie ?



thanks rock and hp, reminded me of good ole days.

[smack]

Waah waah



Kyaa nonsense hai

[spamtaneous]

teri G** mein kyu khujli ho rahi hai....



agar ho bhi rahi hai to aspataal jaao na ....



yaha kyu G** mara raha hai

[spamtaneous]

Waah waah

Kyaa nonsense hai

abhi to suruaat hai... let HP come with more of his naansense....

[spammie's well wisher]

is it diapers that you are running in spammie ?

It is of genuine concern sweetheart. Because if you poo or pee inside those diapers of urs, it not only stinks up the whole place but you will get a lot of itching.. what would you call it..haan khujli.. and that wouldn't be very pleasant for u, u see ! Let somebody change those diapers of urs. quick.

[HH]

*****...

***** "spammie's well wisher" Wishes ... "spammie's" Always In The Well ... eh eh eh ...

[spammie's well wisher]

nai HH sir, Just that he keeps his spam-tongue in check b4 flaming for no reason. Also, that he gets his diapers removed and puts on smth decent

[spamtaneous]

[quote="spammie's well wisher"][/quote]



abe tu kaha se aa gaya beech mein....

bhag bho***ke

[vakibs]

abe tu kaha se aa gaya beech mein....
bhag bho***ke

right ! I should waste none of my time on a dim witted, diaper clad, foul mouthed tranny which is you !!!

[CtrlAltDel]

bah! kids...

[spamtaneous]

abe tu kaha se aa gaya beech mein....
bhag bho***ke

right ! I should waste none of my time on a dim witted, diaper clad, foul mouthed tranny which is you !!!

okie...now fruck offf.... and dont come crying again.....else ull be arsekicked....

[rock_26iin]

There was this guy who was so insecure, that even if you had some fun, which had no relation to this guy, he would come up and start calling people names. One fine day, the good merry chaps of the Cyberaworld became quite agitated of this mutant imp and decided he must be taught a lesson. So the next time, they sat around their neem tree, making merry, they caught sight of this imp heading towards them and they decided it was time. Suddenly all the meriment stopped and this imp was surrounded by the biggest of the good, merry chaps and being little and blue, he was unable to get away from their grasp. Then they tied him up to a long rod, with his hands and legs going around the rod, and he was left alone in the forest outskirts of Cyberaworld where they believed a few nights alone was what was needed to drive sense into him



Now, it so happened that it was the wildcat's mating season that time, and the male wildcats' libido is famous all throughout the forest, so much so that it is believed that they sometimes start off on holes in the trees which may have moved due to the wind. Meanwhile, our little blue imp was busily trying to get off the rod, and this awkward position of his alongwith the jerking movements, from a certain angle looked a lot like the technique practiced by female wildcats to invite males to the the old 1-2, 1-2.



And unfortunately for our little blue imp, a wildcat happened to notice this and happily started off on him, his screams of pain, did nothing save excite the wildcat all the more and continue his little ride. After he was done, he noticed that this weird looking creature could not move from where it was and so invited all his wildcats friends to have a crazy, wildcat orgy and here was when our little blue imp, after surviving nearly 8 attacks on his precious rear end fainted.



The poor thing woke up 3 months later with a huge potbelly in a government hospital after some of the merry people of Cyberaworld took pity on him. But surprisingly to everyone, he seemed to have a very big weight problem and no one could understand the reason why. However, he slowly got used to it and after nearly 30 weeks, when one morning he went to the loo, strange creatures came out instead of his normal stool, they had their heads were of wildcats and the rest of their body was humanoid, and they were purely blue in color.



Now, it so happens, that through "imprinting", the first big, moving thing that wildcat cubs see, they assume to be their mother. So they went running after their dear old mommy and the little blue imp has been running ever since. He just keeps shouting slurs at them thinking that they'll go away but they never seem to tire, so we just see him running from here to there, time to time

[rock_26iin]

There was this guy who was so insecure, that even if you had some fun, which had no relation to this guy, he would come up and start calling people names. One fine day, the good merry chaps of the Cyberaworld became quite agitated of this mutant imp and decided he must be taught a lesson. So the next time, they sat around their neem tree, making merry, they caught sight of this imp heading towards them and they decided it was time. Suddenly all the meriment stopped and this imp was surrounded by the biggest of the good, merry chaps and being little and blue, he was unable to get away from their grasp. Then they tied him up to a long rod, with his hands and legs going around the rod, and he was left alone in the forest outskirts of Cyberaworld where they believed a few nights alone was what was needed to drive sense into him



Now, it so happened that it was the wildcat's mating season that time, and the male wildcats' libido is famous all throughout the forest, so much so that it is believed that they sometimes start off on holes in the trees which may have moved due to the wind. Meanwhile, our little blue imp was busily trying to get off the rod, and this awkward position of his alongwith the jerking movements, from a certain angle looked a lot like the technique practiced by female wildcats to invite males to the the old 1-2, 1-2.



And unfortunately for our little blue imp, a wildcat happened to notice this and happily started off on him, his screams of pain, did nothing save excite the wildcat all the more and continue his little ride. After he was done, he noticed that this weird looking creature could not move from where it was and so invited all his wildcats friends to have a crazy, wildcat orgy and here was when our little blue imp, after surviving nearly 8 attacks on his precious rear end fainted.



The poor thing woke up 3 months later with a huge potbelly in a government hospital after some of the merry people of Cyberaworld took pity on him. But surprisingly to everyone, he seemed to have a very big weight problem and no one could understand the reason why. However, he slowly got used to it and after nearly 30 weeks, when one morning he went to the loo, strange creatures came out instead of his normal stool, they had their heads were of wildcats and the rest of their body was humanoid, and they were purely blue in color.



Now, it so happens, that through "imprinting", the first big, moving thing that wildcat cubs see, they assume to be their mother. So they went running after their dear old mommy and the little blue imp has been running ever since. He just keeps shouting slurs at them thinking that they'll go away but they never seem to tire, so we just see him running from here to there, time to time

[spamtaneous]

wahh...here comes one more .....u guys devote a laat of time to get ur point across....and show ur pissedoffness....



caary on green shit...this thread is all abt naansense.... what better place than this for u guys to post.....

[HH]

... naansense *****...

***** "Your" Sense ?!? ... eh eh eh ... - Past Tense Is "Past Sense" ... New Sense ... Is "Yet To Make Sense" ... Nuisance / Nonsense Stand On Their Own!