The Dignity Of Man...Harold Pinter – Nobel Lecture

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Where was the dead body found?

Who found the dead body?

Was the dead body dead when found?

How was the dead body found?



Who was the dead body?



Who was the father or daughter or brother

Or uncle or sister or mother or son

Of the dead and abandoned body?



Was the body dead when abandoned?

Was the body abandoned?

By whom had it been abandoned?



Was the dead body naked or dressed for a journey?



What made you declare the dead body dead?

Did you declare the dead body dead?

How well did you know the dead body?

How did you know the dead body was dead?



Did you wash the dead body

Did you close both its eyes

Did you bury the body

Did you leave it abandoned

Did you kiss the dead body

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Where was the dead body found?



Bush, Blair and Company: A Terror Cell

Osama and Company: Land occupied by West

Modi and Company:Matribhoomi

The Rest: Somewhere In the World



Who found the dead body?



Bush, Blair and Company: Freedom Fighters

Osama and Company: Mujahideen

Modi and Company: Ram Sevaks

The Rest: Someone somewhere



Was the dead body dead when found?



Bush, Blair and Company: We had to engage in a gunbattle to kill the terrorist

Osama and Company: They were living dead as they dint adhere to what we beleived in so our Mujahid blew himself with them.

Modi and Company: Yes Nationally dead.

The Rest: Who cares



How was the dead body found?



Bush, Blair and Company: Splattered with bullets

Osama and Company: Blown into Pieces

Modi and Company: Stabbed Slit

The Rest: Ah Whatever, Dead is Dead Na.



Who was the dead body?



Bush, Blair and Company: A Terrorist

Osama and Company: A Kafir

Modi and Company:Babar Ki Aulad.

The Rest: A corpse Dude.



Who was the father or daughter or brother Or uncle or sister or mother or son Of the dead and abandoned body?



Bush, Blair and Company: Either they are with us or against us

Osama and Company: We will get to them one day

Modi and Company:We hacked them all.

The Rest: Poor Soul may his soul rest in peace



Was the body dead when abandoned?



Bush, Blair and Company: We killed him

Osama and Company: We Killed him

Modi and Company: We Killed him

The Rest: Rest in Peace



Was the body abandoned?



Bush, Blair and Company: Awaiting the claimant, we need to charge them under the terror law, for assisting a terrorsit

Osama and Company: Blown to pieces let those who claim claim...

Modi and Company: We will keep a track who ever claims we will kill them in the next bout of mandir related violence

The Rest: Was it, lets use it for medical research



By whom had it been abandoned?



Bush, Blair and Company: We killed him

Osama and Company: We Killed him

Modi and Company: We Killed him

The Rest: Rest in Peace



Was the dead body naked or dressed for a journey?



Bush, Blair and Company: A suspected terrorist, they change their attire

Osama and Company: Dressed for Hell, we hurried their journey.

Modi and Company: Dressed as a Paki.

The Rest: Rest in Peace





Did you wash the dead body

Did you close both its eyes

Did you bury the body

Did you leave it abandoned

Did you kiss the dead body



Bush, Blair and Company: A terrorist does not deserve all this.

Osama and Company: For a Kafir no we desecreated it.

Modi and Company: For a Musalmana no we burnt them alltogether

The Rest: Whu bother it was someone somewhere why bother until we are safe and drink our coffee.