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by SimarikSmokin » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:50 am

Hi Guys



Ahh i am here but something is keeping my away from here its my wisdom tooth that has come in and is swollen and painful. Well i hope you guys answer these questions honestly Bon Appetite.



1)Have you ever shopliffted? Yes i am an expert 5 points, No the moral side of my brain wont let me 3 pts.



2) Have you ever gone to a restaurant with you friends ate a crap load of food, drove the waiter nuts and cheap enough not to leave a tip? Tip? what a Tip 5 pts, I always make sure i leave a good tip for the waiter( chai pannai ke leye) 3 pts.



3) Would you rather eat a Human Brain or a Pigs Brain? Human yummy more brain power and will get my smarter 5 pts. Pig brain definantely pigs brain i always wanted to know how it is to oink and sleep in my own poop3 pts.





4) If you were stranded on an island with a person on the ship you were with would eat him/her for survival? Yes i would i have to eat and i didnt sign a contract that we were friends anywheree 5 pts, No way i need someone to talk to i dont want to end up like tom hanks on Castaway 2 pts.



5) Would you rather have your legs cut off or have your thumbs cuts off?

Legs all the better for my i get handicap parking 3 pts, Thumbs who needs thumbs anyways i can make do with the rest of my fore fingers 5 pts.





15-22 Pretty Sain, you need to be a little more adventerous and be more daring.



22-25 Hannibal to the second power you have a good balance of evil and disgusting.
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Re: Hannibal Vs Cannibal

by Alexis » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:55 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hi Guys

Ahh i am here but something is keeping my away from here its my wisdom tooth that has come in and is swollen and painful. Well i hope you guys answer these questions honestly Bon Appetite.

1)Have you ever shopliffted? Yes i am an expert 5 points, No the moral side of my brain wont let me 3 pts.

2) Have you ever gone to a restaurant with you friends ate a crap load of food, drove the waiter nuts and cheap enough not to leave a tip? Tip? what a Tip 5 pts, I always make sure i leave a good tip for the waiter( chai pannai ke leye) 3 pts.

3) Would you rather eat a Human Brain or a Pigs Brain? Human yummy more brain power and will get my smarter 5 pts. Pig brain definantely pigs brain i always wanted to know how it is to oink and sleep in my own poop3 pts.


4) If you were stranded on an island with a person on the ship you were with would eat him/her for survival? Yes i would i have to eat and i didnt sign a contract that we were friends anywheree 5 pts, No way i need someone to talk to i dont want to end up like tom hanks on Castaway 2 pts.

5) Would you rather have your legs cut off or have your thumbs cuts off?
Legs all the better for my i get handicap parking 3 pts, Thumbs who needs thumbs anyways i can make do with the rest of my fore fingers 5 pts.


15-22 Pretty Sain, you need to be a little more adventerous and be more daring.

22-25 Hannibal to the second power you have a good balance of evil and disgusting.


This is a weird one, SS. But here goes anyway:



1) No, Ive never shoplifted.



2) I always leave a proper tip......according to the bills total, of course.



3) I'd starve.



4) I'd definitely need someone to talk to and brain-storm with. Heck, I'd want out of that deserted island!



5) I have too many shoes that would go to waste if I'd choose my legs to be cut off. So thumbs it is.





So I guess that means Im pretty sane. I need to be more daring?!?! LOL! Ahhh, lets not go there. You know I dont need to!
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:42 am

LEXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D



welcome back! missing u a lot!!!!! :D





@SS:



1) i shoplift but i am no expert...:oops:



2) yes, i give the waiter a good tip - about which stock is the hottest to invest in...



3) a tough one...hmmm....ok...if the human in question is a certain female member here (whom i dont wanna name coz i'll get banned), i prefer a pig's brain...



4) if my companion is a gorgeous female supermodel, i wudnt mind eating her, but if not, i'd move to the opposite end of the island...



5) wudnt mind either as long as certain other parts are not cut off...:|



ok....am i sain or insain....?
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Re: Hannibal Vs Cannibal

by rock_26iin » Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:49 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:1)Have you ever shopliffted? Yes i am an expert 5 points, No the moral side of my brain wont let me 3 pts.


Lifting an entire shop doesn't exaclty come under my area of expetise

{Muttering muttering}

SimarikSmokin wrote:2) Have you ever gone to a restaurant with you friends ate a crap load of food, drove the waiter nuts and cheap enough not to leave a tip? Tip? what a Tip 5 pts, I always make sure i leave a good tip for the waiter( chai pannai ke leye) 3 pts.


Waiter? What waiter? We just run amuck in the kitchen and eat whatever we think is edible. Makes you lose the calories as soon as you put 'em on :D

SimarikSmokin wrote:3) Would you rather eat a Human Brain or a Pigs Brain? Human yummy more brain power and will get my smarter 5 pts. Pig brain definantely pigs brain i always wanted to know how it is to oink and sleep in my own poop3 pts.


See, I've already eaten pork, so now following the philosophy of the cockroach (whose brain is distributed throughout the bosy), if we were to apply the same thing to pigs, it means that I have already eaten pig brains, doesn't it? :?

And human brain is my staple diet, so no fun there. :|

SimarikSmokin wrote:4) If you were stranded on an island with a person on the ship you were with would eat him/her for survival? Yes i would i have to eat and i didnt sign a contract that we were friends anywheree 5 pts, No way i need someone to talk to i dont want to end up like tom hanks on Castaway 2 pts.


We could chalk out a plan, where one person sacrifies one limb at a time so that both of us can stay satiated and alive...partially anyway.....

SimarikSmokin wrote:5) Would you rather have your legs cut off or have your thumbs cuts off?
Legs all the better for my i get handicap parking 3 pts, Thumbs who needs thumbs anyways i can make do with the rest of my fore fingers 5 pts.


Legs anyday. Opposable thumbs, thats what differentiates that from the monkeys. Anyway, monkeys are far more developed anyway. Don't believe me? Then pray tell me which sorta monkeys go about cutting their legs or their thumbs (or for that matter, starting inane threads and making rock-solid brownies)?? Huh??


SimarikSmokin wrote:15-22 Pretty Sain, you need to be a little more adventerous and be more daring.

22-25 Hannibal to the second power you have a good balance of evil and disgusting.




Do you really think I'm gonna calculate that? If you did, I would just like to tell you two things:



1.)You are sadly mistaken



and



2.)Stop wondering what the hell I do with my time, alright??



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by Alexis » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:55 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:LEXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D

welcome back! missing u a lot!!!!! :D


Andy!! I miss you too.......I talk about you, ya know. With Aqua and SS. So they plan on meeting you too, once they visit ol' Hyd. ----God knows when that'll be though.

Hope your wife and baby are doing well. You promised me his recent pictures, where are they?! You remember my email, please do send them.



K, talk to ya later babe.
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:57 am

Alexis wrote:With Aqua and SS. So they plan on meeting you too, once they visit ol' Hyd.
gr8! i am waiting! :D put em on the next plane!
Alexis wrote:You promised me his recent pictures, where are they?! You remember my email, please do send them.
i will...sorry for the delay...







...and let both of us derail SS's thread as usual....
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Re: Hannibal Vs Cannibal

by * » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:31 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hi Guys

Ahh i am here but something is keeping my away from here its my wisdom tooth that has come in and is swollen and painful. Well i hope you guys answer these questions honestly Bon Appetite.

finally some wisdom..............................

1)Have you ever shopliffted? Yes i am an expert 5 points, No the moral side of my brain wont let me 3 pts


2) Have you ever gone to a restaurant with you friends ate a crap load of food, drove the waiter nuts and cheap enough not to leave a tip? Tip? what a Tip 5 pts, I always make sure i leave a good tip for the waiter( chai pannai ke leye) 3 pts.

3) Would you rather eat a Human Brain or a Pigs Brain? Human yummy more brain power and will get my smarter 5 pts. Pig brain definantely pigs brain i always wanted to know how it is to oink and sleep in my own poop3 pts.


4) If you were stranded on an island with a person on the ship you were with would eat him/her for survival? Yes i would i have to eat and i didnt sign a contract that we were friends anywheree 5 pts, No way i need someone to talk to i dont want to end up like tom hanks on Castaway 2 pts.

5) Would you rather have your legs cut off or have your thumbs cuts off?
Legs all the better for my i get handicap parking 3 pts, Thumbs who needs thumbs anyways i can make do with the rest of my fore fingers 5 pts.


15-22 Pretty Sain, you need to be a little more adventerous and be more daring.

22-25 Hannibal to the second power you have a good balance of evil and disgusting.
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Re: Hannibal Vs Cannibal

by SeH » Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:47 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:Hi Guys

Ahh i am here but something is keeping my away from here its my wisdom tooth that has come in and is swollen and painful. Well i hope you guys answer these questions honestly Bon Appetite.

1)Have you ever shopliffted? Yes i am an expert 5 points, No the moral side of my brain wont let me 3 pts.

2) Have you ever gone to a restaurant with you friends ate a crap load of food, drove the waiter nuts and cheap enough not to leave a tip? Tip? what a Tip 5 pts, I always make sure i leave a good tip for the waiter( chai pannai ke leye) 3 pts.

3) Would you rather eat a Human Brain or a Pigs Brain? Human yummy more brain power and will get my smarter 5 pts. Pig brain definantely pigs brain i always wanted to know how it is to oink and sleep in my own poop3 pts.


4) If you were stranded on an island with a person on the ship you were with would eat him/her for survival? Yes i would i have to eat and i didnt sign a contract that we were friends anywheree 5 pts, No way i need someone to talk to i dont want to end up like tom hanks on Castaway 2 pts.

5) Would you rather have your legs cut off or have your thumbs cuts off?
Legs all the better for my i get handicap parking 3 pts, Thumbs who needs thumbs anyways i can make do with the rest of my fore fingers 5 pts.


15-22 Pretty Sain, you need to be a little more adventerous and be more daring.

22-25 Hannibal to the second power you have a good balance of evil and disgusting.






1. Yes I did shoplift when young, Never was caught. I cant say am an expert.



2. Never. Chai pani ke liye tho bahuth diya...



3. Eats pork, but never tasted Pigs Brain.



4. Not in any case wud I eat him/her.



5. I play a lot. Would prefer my thumbs over my legs.





SS, Now its you turn to do the math.....
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by Alexis » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:15 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:...and let both of us derail SS's thread as usual....


LOL! Well, shes used to it.....it doesnt matter. :lol:
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by jungle » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:21 am

Simarik....what exactly were you smokin'?
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by SimarikSmokin » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:35 am

i am not smoking anything by the way how is possible that i always have one member on this board who starts something with me?
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by spamtaneous » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:57 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:i am not smoking anything by the way how is possible that i always have one member on this board who starts something with me?




mebbe its ur avatar :?
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by kingkong ain't got shit on me » Thu Oct 27, 2005 5:02 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:i am not smoking anything by the way how is possible that i always have one member on this board who starts something with me?










oh..please let it be me.. :) ...but dont take it to the heart....i'm sure not as dilly in real life as you are on forums...
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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:43 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:...how is possible that i always have one member on this board who starts something with me?
..mebbe its your sex appeal :D
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by SimarikSmokin » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:16 am

Maybe. Or maybe ppl think because of my thread i am all of the sudden a bimbo come march i will show u guys i am not dumb
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by CtrlAltDel » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:53 am

SimarikSmokin wrote:...come march i will show u guys i am not dumb
whats hapning in march? u due for some sudden enlightenment - nirvana - Buddha ishtyle...? or yr wisdom tooth wud grow fully by that time? :D
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by The Orc » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:26 pm

spamtaneous wrote:
SimarikSmokin wrote:i am not smoking anything by the way how is possible that i always have one member on this board who starts something with me?


mebbe its ur avatar :?


Dunno what to make of the chick in your avatar. She black?
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by SimarikSmokin » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:14 am

No man! my wisdom tooth is getting out soon! i am in pain :cry:



I am coming for sure to india in march after my spring semester! i am excited!



No no i am not black i like my avatar its saying i am cool and yet in a freakish way and a secret way. Look at the tear on the right cheek. at least it doesnt have a guy or a girl in a bikini so typically of guys to have it
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Re: Hannibal Vs Cannibal

by The Jackal » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:36 am

1.I used to shoplift.Got caught once and have never did it again.



2.I always leave 5-15% of the bill....it keeps on changing according to my financial status.



3.Pigs brain anyday.



4.Hell yeah.



5.My thumbs.



Anyway welcome back. :D
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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:02 pm

SimarikSmokin wrote:I am coming for sure to india in march after my spring semester! i am excited!
gr8! take my number from Alexis and get in tuch with me when u get here :D is aqua coming with u?
SimarikSmokin wrote:Look at the tear on the right cheek.
anyone slapped u, baby...?? :x
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by SimariSmokin » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:21 pm

YUp me and my sister are coming this march! i alredy saved up 1000 dollars for the trip. Yeah i am excited coming to hyd after 5 years!



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by spamtaneous » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:51 pm

SimariSmokin wrote:YUp me and my sister are coming this march! i alredy saved up 1000 dollars for the trip. Yeah i am excited coming to hyd after 5 years!

my avater is crying :cry:




5 yrs and u saved up 1000$ .... :?
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by rock_26iin » Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:50 pm

SimariSmokin wrote:YUp me and my sister are coming this march! i alredy saved up 1000 dollars for the trip. Yeah i am excited coming to hyd after 5 years!

my avater is crying :cry:




Can I ask for a non-refundable loan? :|
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by SimarikSmoklin » Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:24 am

No No No



I didnt save 1000 for 5 yrs its been 5 yrs since i came. And trust me me and money dont go together because i spent money like water



It was hard to save that money :cry:



They have the most cutest shoes i want but must not spend any money!
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