Facts of Life

[funny!]

I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.
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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
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One woman\'s hobby is another woman\'s hubby.
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It\'s what people don\'t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you\'ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you\'ll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore...
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Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.