Never say this to your guy when having sex!

by **Aparna** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 10:59 pm

1. Is it a treasure hunt? 
2. Where is the rest of it? 
3. Did you get circumscribed recently? 
4.You remind me of my eight year old brother! 
5.WAIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT STOP... okay now go on! 
 Guys I am sure you\'d agree with me! Anybody like to add anything to this list?

by **Srinu** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 12:21 am

\"is it in yet\", \"u r right, it doesn\'t hurt\", \"tell me when u r done\", \"wake me up after it\'s over\"... well, there are more, but don\'t want the moderator to ban me forever...

and b4 some wise guy thinks of it, this is NOT from experience...

by **lucifer-in-disguise** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 1:34 pm

and the things that men do not say...; 
Let\'s just talk. 
Sex is overrated. I don\'t want to go too far on the first date. 
Yes, I did notice your sister\'s breasts are bigger than yours. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book. I\'m glad I don\'t have a large penis. 
My hips are too big. 
Aw, can\'t we watch Oprah? Does this suit make me look fat? I\'ll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.

by **vivek of themavericks..remember!!!** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 2:02 pm

Let me try, I guess more than melodrama and lotsa sweating. The following statements/dialogues would be a big turn off (1) Do you think the gas regulator is off, cuz I smell gas (2) Did you pay the paper bill? (3) Hey yesterday I met Mr Sharma, he had become very smart (4) Can you get down and increase the fan speed?? (5) So now I know you still smoke, you got no stamina (6) You know 58% of the women fake orgasms!!?? (this will get your hubby spinning) (7) Hey, yesterday I saw two spiders mating in Discovery Channel, it was so romantic (8) Did you just read the text in the kamasutra book...?? (9) I guess yesterday was the last day to pay the fees (10) I don\'t know what you are doing... There is laughing in my head!!

by **SurgeonGeneral** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 6:38 pm

circumscribed???????????!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... it\'s called circumcised sistah! get a life... or a circumcised one!!!
 Hey, but it inspired me to concoct an original joke and that too onthefly (pun intended!!!)

 QS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A REPORTER WHOSE THING HAS BEEN CUT OFF?
 ANS: CIRCUMSCRIBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **popesmokesdope** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 9:16 pm

et tu brutus!!

by **Aparna** » Thu Oct 31, 2002 9:57 pm

That was a typo bro! anwyays good joke and the pun was good too.

by **Burp** » Fri Nov 01, 2002 6:07 am

\"already done, i imagined more\"

by **Sergio** » Sat Nov 02, 2002 6:18 pm

Hey! Sorry for being so mean and wicked! Typos happen - glad you liked my punny post though! So what did u say to your guy?

by **MaleC** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:22 am

Never say this to a gal \" I am done, go get some water for me\"

by **srenee** » Wed Nov 06, 2002 10:07 pm

Good One
MalC,I just could\'t stop laughing at your \'Comments\'

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