great stuff to do in class

by **little witch** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:15 pm

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, \"Quite right, old bean!\" 2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector. 3. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 4. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 5. When the professor calls roll, after each name scream \"THAT\'S MEEEEE! Oh, no, sorry.\" 
6. Insist in a Southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li. If you actually are Chinese, insist that your name is Vladimir Fernandez O\'Reilly. 
7. Wear your pajamas. Pretend not to notice that you\'ve done so. 8. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters \"CHECK YOUR FLY\". 9. Inform the class that you are Belgian royalty, and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name is spoken. 10. Stare continually at the professor\'s crotch. Occassionally lick your lips. 11. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream \"AAAGH! My EYES!\" 
12. Wear a cape with a big S on it. Inform classmates that the \'S\'stands for \"stud\".

by **Burp** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:31 pm

when the prof is looking at you, (a) look into your watch a couple of times... after sometime, keep the watch near your ear and give a look of disbelief (b) take out lice from your hair, kill them and give a satisfied look (c) belch as many times as you can.

by **Shady** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 12:20 pm

C\'mon Witchie...what happend to your originality? All you\'ve been posting...unh..err..cut-pasting is stuff from other sites...I thought witche were experts at original sin,eh?!!!

One of 10 sites that have this list: http://www.orfe.princeton.edu/fun/annoyprof.html

by **little witch** » Thu Oct 24, 2002 7:26 pm

kya karun baap, life mein laal batti hai aaj kal. thanx for your concern about my creativity, it aint dead, just a little out. in the meanwhile, check out my board on the inscrutable americans. untill then lemme cut-paste ein peace/

by **Shady** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 4:04 pm

The Inscrutable Americans post is part of my observation..hat was cut paste too...wasn\'t it?!!

great stuff to do in class