No PC... No e-mail...?

[lucifer-in-disguise]

A jobless man applied for the position of \'office boy\' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: \"clean the floor. \"
\"You are engaged\" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I\'ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start.
The man replied \"I don\'t have a computer, neither an email\" ........I\'m sorry, said the HR manager, if you don\'t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn\'t exist, cannot have the
job.
The man left with no hope at all. He didn\'t know what to do, with only 10US$ in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket
and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and
returned home with 60 US$. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus,
his money
doubles or triples every day.
Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he
had his own
fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is
one of the
biggest food retailers in the U. S. He started to plan
his
family\'s future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an
insurance broker, and choose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his
email. The
man replied: \'I don\'t have an email\'. The broker replied
curiously, you don\'t have an email, and yet have
succeeded to
build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been
if you
had an email?!!
The man thought for a while, and replied: \"an office boy
at
Microsoft!\"
The moral of this story:-
- If you don\'t have internet, and work hard, you can
be a
millionaire.
Moral 2 - If you see this thru the net, you are
closer to be an office boy, rather than a millionaire.
moral3- uh...huh........i know this is one of the oldest jokes, but i thought you guys will add more fun in this board.....no santa banta...if posible............hv a nice day!

[Neeraj]

Lucifier, I honestly enjoyed, it is not a bore...

[anita]

Thats a real good onw mr lucifier

[Telugu Thalli]

LID, are you on bench?

[lucifer-in-disguise]

why are YOU interested in knowing \'bt me, when i love to be in disguise.....but ne way frankly ,i dunno \'bt alll this bench n stool stuff....n also browsing n writin up stuff in this site for some time a day, should not necessarily mean any thing....