I WAS HERE..!!!

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I dunno why but I laughed like hell after the previous post

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Waitamin, I think I know why

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It's probably because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

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In case u didnt get that joke.....download the song "Cause I got High" by Afroman

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Enthusiasm:

A little thing that makes a big difference.



Replace Enthusiasm with _

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That's my first God-level rather CAD-level joke.

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My Dream Movie



By Jaszalcatraz



Since my favourite movie is Pulp Fiction and my four current fav directors are Q Tarantino, PT Anderson,D Fincher and D Aronofsky, my dream movie'd be Pulp Fiction directed by all afore mentioned four directors. Not together though. Each one directing his own segment.







The movie starts of with the prologue:



The scene with Honey Buny and "Ringo" then the scene with Vincent and Jules heading out to kill Brad and gang.



This part should be the one with QT directing. It is mainly this segment with all the great Tarantino-speak. This is the scene where long lingering shots and auteur angles take centre-stage - perfect for QT







Mia and Vincent: Although the first scene might need a little help from QT, the rest of the scene is perfect for Darren Aronofsky. Especially the snorting parts Darren Aronofsky with his wooshing background score and trippy violins can jazz up the pre-Mia Vincent sequence. His build-ups can create a heartstopping moment at the scene where Mia jumps up with a start after the adrenaline shot. Also the last parting dialogues can be much more effective with his ability to create void feeling in the bottom of the heart.



Gold Watch:



This is tailor made for PT Anderson. He can make the Col.Koonz flashback so much more melodramatic that you can feel Butch's anger/frustration when Fabian forgets his watch. Also his treating of the relation between Fabian and Butch can perfectly explain to us the reason Butch forgives her so easily. And ofcourse, his sweeping camera work can help the scene where Bruce Willis walks to get his watch.



Jules, Vincent and Mr. Wolf



The scene where one man's actions can bring sweeping changes into the situation. The scene where a man in control of an army can flush the enemy. Sound familiar? Yeah Tyler Durden in Fight Club. So its obvious that David Fincher bring his style into the scene. So we can expect a better pre-cog visual of the Bonnie coming home sequence. And then Mr. Wolf's inspirational speech to get Vincent and Jules washing the car, can sound so much more like the Tyler Durden we know.



Epilogue:



Another QT sequence. It's too stuck in my head for its perfection that no one can dare change it. None can beat QT and this is why he's God. Jules final flourish is perhaps the greatest change in character we can see on film moreso because of the short time it takes for him to becoming a god-fearing man.







And thats a wrap.



Thats the first time i've done something useful when stoned.

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Whoa!!!!

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For people who dont know much about those directors........here's my intro

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QT is short for Quentin Tarantino.

He's the one who directed Resrvoir Dogs (the original Kaante), Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown and more recently Kill Bill vols 1 and 2.

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Darren Aronofsky is the director who made Requiem For A Dream and Pi.

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PT Anderson is the guy who made Magnolia and Boogie Nights.

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David Fincher is the guy who made Alien3, Se7en, The Game, Fight Club and Panic Room.

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I wish I could also squeeze in Robert Rodriguez and Kevin Smith.

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But their quality is put forth after the entirity of the movie and doesnt work with just a few key scenes.

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Again the intros

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Robert Rodriguez is the guy who made Desperado, El Mariachi and Once Upon a Time in Mexico. He also made the Spy Kids trilogy for reasons that will never be known to mankind.

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Kevin Smith is the genius who made Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Jersey Girl.

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For those still stuck at Magnolia, the song in the movie is Aimmee Mann's Save me.

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hey someone bring a net. here jaz has gone wild, have to stop him soon

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Great news for Godfather fans...........EASports in bringing out a new game based on the original movie. Watch the trailor if you can.

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Ah!! So we have a party pooper eh??

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I WAS HERE first.....so let me spam

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Er!! by the way......the song is Aimmee man's Wise Up and not the one I mentioned up there.