Who wants a Curse Fest??

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:56 am

Disclaimer : D Payne is not here to participate or to take sides here. He has simply logged in to sit on the fence as usual and cheer on the dipshits involved in the fest. Also, he would like to make it clear that this fence-sitting business is a specialisation which he excels in. Thereby, D Payne shall simply spam every once in a while and evoke the wrath of the cursing dipshits around here. In addition to the aforementioned, D Payne would be delighted to know whence are his kebabs as its midnight now and he has not had a stomach upset till now. This type of an incident is a rare occurence in Payne's life. As can be seen from all the above, D Payne is someone who is full of himself and will continue to completely not contribute to the purpose of this thread but will instead post totally irrelevant sh!t like this. D Payne wishes the participants a healthy and safe CurseFest and is now signing on a lawsuit against CAD for not supplying him with the requisite amount of KEBABS!!!

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:59 am

You lously, low-esteemed, losers of spammers!!!! Your presence in the same room makes me feel to defecate. And az, probably jus burnt out his wit in 3 posts. He's probably searching for his hand-book of sentences to quote from. Too bad for his 6-yr old sis... it's her textbooks he's stealing. Run Az run...

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:02 am

tch tch...3 whole minutes it took u to come up with that post.... :roll:

There in the lies the POWER OF THE SPAMMER, for he shall post complete crap and get away with it. YOU on the other hand have to actually THINK before you post, a mental function for which I do have the libery for right now.

:mrgreen:

Wherez d azhole??!

by **The Crackednut** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:03 am

Stingwrong wrote:Disclaimer : D Payne ....yada..yada...yada..yada... KEBABS!!!

Flash new for Stingrae...Flash news for Stingrae:

The Curse Fest is meant to curse OTHERS dude, not yourself :lol:

MOVE ON, MOFO !!!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:04 am

Stingrae wrote:...now signing on a lawsuit against CAD for not supplying him with the requisite amount of KEBABS!!!

u r too late maan! i finished the kabaabs long ago...

burrrrp... :oops:

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:04 am

*a mental function for which I do NOT have the libery for right now!

doh!

where IS that edit button already??!

haan...so kebabs? :lol:

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:09 am

Hey Payne I clearly remember CAD throwing a whole lotta kebabs your ways. Didnt get em??

Oh I get it.......you probably couldnt see em coming. After all you large ass gives you a 10degree angle of vision. Must be cool. And dont go looking for em fallen kebabs now. they're gone.

So the legends of your Arse having a mind of its own are true. They smelt food and consumed them immediately......unfortunately for your brain...it'll be a traffic hazard directing those kebabs through your intestines and back out from where they came while directing the other categories of food too.

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:12 am

jeeeeeeeezass, u suckers still doing this?? see what happens when a loon tied to toilet seats in Vizag n a dude/dudette with only one nut, which is cracked obviously, decide to make their romance public n in the process blasphemise to make their presence felt..

God created the world in 6 days n on the 7th day he squatted to take a dump n out came TCN n Jasz

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:13 am

Jaszalcatraz wrote:Hey Payne I clearly remember CAD throwing a whole lotta kebabs your ways. Didnt get em??

Oh I get it.......you probably couldnt see em coming. After all you large ass gives you a 10degree angle of vision. Must be cool. And dont go looking for em fallen kebabs now. they're gone.
So the legends of your Arse having a mind of its own are true. They smelt food and consumed them immediately......unfortunately for your brain...it'll be a traffic hazard directing those kebabs through your intestines and back out from where they came while directing the other categories of food too.

Yeah...so you took the pains of typing out a whole big post talking about my intestinal system and etc. while simply overlooking the fact that I do NOT possess a large arse. Heck, I do not have much of an arse to begin with...or should I say "to end with"?

I understand this is a curse fest and dat Az has hit the road for good but lets not take off on totully tangential directions shall we now? :mrgreen:

oh...btw...this might be my last post...moi off for d night..i THINK.

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:16 am

n StingraJ decided to drop in for some fun i see..

isnt past yer bed time sonny? go, change yer diapers, take yer bottle of milk n sleep..

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:18 am

azazel wrote:
God created the world in 6 days n on the 7th day he squatted to take a dump n out came TCN n Jasz

They are that old??! :shock:

Are you telling me that I yam in d presence of some realllllly great living legends right here on fh??! :shock:

...well that explains the lack of hair and the gain of weight atleast...it had to happen over time...wow.

I'm liked A W E D right now. :shock:

wowwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!! ((that last spoon of analgesic went straight to my head!)) :shock:

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:20 am

azazel wrote:n StingraJ decided to drop in for some fun i see..
isnt past yer bed time sonny? go, change yer diapers, take yer bottle of milk n sleep..

make that bottle of Digene solution....

here come the farts!!! :shock:

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:24 am

like Layne Staley said in the opening song of the Alice In Chains' album Facelift ... eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:25 am

Stingrae wrote:here come the farts!!!

but, werent TCN n Jasz already here?

by **Stingrae** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:29 am

out for the night.

the farts have settled into a neat rhythm.

goodnight for now!!

carry on pardayying...

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:32 am

Stingrae wrote:the farts have settled into a neat rhythm.

i see, das y they stopped posting..

another revival bites the dust due to the lameass attempts at humor by the idiots involved.. adios.. imma be going back to ma girl..

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:38 am

azazel wrote:imma be going back to ma girl..

c'mon Az, give yr right hand some rest.... :twisted:

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:40 am

its just the lips n the tongue tht r doin all the work, guruji.. ever kissed someone in the elevator? ah sum

by **Alexis** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:59 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:imma be going back to ma girl..
c'mon Az, give yr right hand some rest....

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Sorry Az,

but that was funny.

But you gotta give credit where its due, Andy. Our Az is in love!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:08 am

Alexis wrote:Our Az is in love!

thats good news! so finally he's gotten over his infatuation for a certain two (or three) timing girl we all know... :twisted:

by **Question** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:12 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Alexis wrote:Our Az is in love!
thats good news! so finally he's gotten over his infatuation for a certain two (or three) timing girl we all know...

God damn this freakin _ spamming habit of yours what the hell is the title of the this _ thread and what kind shit y'a ll got postin hre? huh? get same brain in that head of your allirte?

(ok i ofiicaly sweared in the thread yuhuu)

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:23 am

Question wrote:God damn this freakin _ spamming habit of yours what the hell is the title of the this _ thread and what kind shit y'a ll got postin hre? huh? get same brain in that head of your allirte?

ok

Question wrote:(ok i ofiicaly sweared in the thread yuhuu)

:roll: u can do much better than that....learn from the masters in action here in this thread!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:03 pm

A few clarifications before we continue (ie I'm totally jobless as of now)

We do not use cuss words in a curse fest. That makes it too easy. Instead we here at Curse Fests Inc. prefer to write slanderous stuff about opponents hoping that they will take it sooooo personally that they'll hit the road (like Azazel did but wont admit).

The only time The GM of Curse Fests Inc. (thats me) used bad words he got banned from the site. So I request the visitors to never use the F***s and the "lands" ever again like u did above.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:44 pm

Jaszalcatraz wrote:We do not use cuss words in a curse fest. That makes it too easy

wah wah wah! the Maestro speaketh...

by **azazel** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 6:01 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:c'mon Az, give yr right hand some rest....

tch tch, kabhi sudhroge guruji? budhaape me to kuch sharam karo.. vaise, my hands were busy holding her ya knw..

Alexis wrote:ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Az, but that was funny.

ok.

Alexis wrote:But you gotta give credit where its due, Andy. Our Az is in love!

not quite.. mebbe a lil' koncham koncham

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