I Hate My Hips/I want those legs

[CtrlAltDel]

get on wit it then, my camera's battery is runnin low

but my partner? she's gone after waiting for Lucy....

[rock_26iin]

get on wit it then, my camera's battery is runnin low

but my partner? she's gone after waiting for Lucy....

wohkay



*puts off camera in dismay*

[Lucifer]

See, I dont think Lucy can 'work' under pressure. *sigh*

I am disappointed, Alexis. I had thought you would give the Lord of the Darkness much more credit than that. Pressure is my kinda thing, especially when applied at the right time, in the right way, in the right places... if you get my drift.

Oh really? Ummmmm *thinking*.....ok then. Its ok with me. But be sure to get Lucy's permission too, I dont wanna be slapped with a lawsuit later on...... not that I have anything against slapping. *hint hint, Lucy*

Holy Grail!
*those three hundred million thoughts have given way to a zillion thoughts in his over-active mind*
Would you mind if I added latex, cat o' nine tails, and mouth gags to 'slapping'? Can't wait...

But why should Rock be ready with a handycam? To film what? WHAT? Oh no, NOT THAT!!!! I get stage fright and besides. who knows how that'll effect Lucy. What with performance anxiety and all.

Don't worry, Alexis. I know how you can deal with stage fright. It is simple really - in fact, it might just give you that added kink.

All I said was that I wanted to know what was on Lucy's mind. Thats all. How can an innocent question like that invoke such rage and disgust from you? Or is this a case of 'chor ke dil mein chori'?

Oh yes. It is a case of chor ke dil mein chor. Or perhaps, it has more to do with a deep-seated psychotic need... I shall leave this one to the imagination.

LOL! I dont know, Lucy. What do you think I mean?

Now I am certain I know what you mean! Name the time and the place...

But, do you know what I think you mean?

[azazel]

mmm.. the devil arises from the depths of hell to reclaim his throne.. all the hopefuls for the job are hereby banished to the lowest n hottest n darkest relams of hell

[CtrlAltDel]

Now I am certain I know what you mean! Name the time and the place...

...too late Lucy...better luk next time...she's totally exhausted now...

[Lucifer]

Now I am certain I know what you mean! Name the time and the place...

...too late Lucy...better luk next time...she's totally exhausted now...

Nah... if I know her right, she has enough left in her reserves... Besides, unlike in your case, I intend doing all the work!

[CtrlAltDel]

Nah... if I know her right, she has enough left in her reserves...

:D u know her right mate!

Besides, unlike in your case, I intend doing all the work!

u dont know abt that Lucy.... not yet.....



anyway all the best

[Lucifer]

Besides, unlike in your case, I intend doing all the work!

u dont know abt that Lucy.... not yet.....

anyway all the best

Well, considering that you had said that she has no strength left I could only assume that you made the lady do al the work. Was not that far-fetched an assumption, was it? Perhaps you should be a little more explicit the next time on...

[jammy jacky cool jack]

Now I am certain I know what you mean! Name the time and the place...

...too late Lucy...better luk next time...she's totally exhausted now...

CAD, i guess u wanna take over lucy's place badlyyy

hmmmm....

[Lucifer]

Alexis, I am waiting... with bated breath, in trepidation and anticipation...

[Alexis]

I am disappointed, Alexis. I had thought you would give the Lord of the Darkness much more credit than that. Pressure is my kinda thing, especially when applied at the right time, in the right way, in the right places... if you get my drift.

I fear youve misunderstood me, Lucifer. I didnt doubt you at all, but you had fled the scene and that had me wondering. But youve clarified yourself and now I can see we're on the same boat.....two lonely passengers on a rinky-dink, little boat on a vast ocean of lust, passion and desire.

Holy Grail!
*those three hundred million thoughts have given way to a zillion thoughts in his over-active mind*
Would you mind if I added latex, cat o' nine tails, and mouth gags to 'slapping'? Can't wait...

I dont mind that at all, infact I'd prefer it that way. Pain only intensifies the pleasure.

Now I am certain I know what you mean! Name the time and the place...
But, do you know what I think you mean?

Do I know what I think you mean?!! Golly gee, Im definitely sure I do!

[Lucifer]

...and now I can see we're on the same boat.....two lonely passengers on a rinky-dink, little boat on a vast ocean of lust, passion and desire.

Yes, a rinky-dinky-kinky little boat on a vast ocean. May be that is symbolic? Waves of the ocean => waves of pleasure, do you think? Or may be the effect on you would be similar to that of the full-moon on the tides...

I dont mind that at all, infact I'd prefer it that way. Pain only intensifies the pleasure.

Glad we concur. Shall bring on my whole stash - latex, gags, riding whips, chains, ropes, leash, etc. You think you can handle it?

Do I know what I think you mean?!! Golly gee, Im definitely sure I do!

Well, then it is time for ACTION!

[Alexis]

Yes, a rinky-dinky-kinky little boat on a vast ocean. May be that is symbolic? Waves of the ocean => waves of pleasure, do you think? Or may be the effect on you would be similar to that of the full-moon on the tides...

Yes, it is symbolic. The vastness of the ocean equals to the immeasurable amount of desire. The waves and ripples stand for the pleasure, and the rinky-dinky-kinky boat is one of the many unconventional places we'll, ah, "try" things out.

Glad we concur. Shall bring on my whole stash - latex, gags, riding whips, chains, ropes, leash, etc. You think you can handle it?

Can I handle that?! I'll be hoping you can. Cuz with me, things will get a little too intense and hard to handle. So take caution if you have a weak heart.

Well, then it is time for ACTION!

Gimme the time and place.....and I wont be a no-show

[Lucifer]

Yes, it is symbolic. The vastness of the ocean equals to the immeasurable amount of desire. The waves and ripples stand for the pleasure, and the rinky-dinky-kinky boat is one of the many unconventional places we'll, ah, "try" things out.

You are right. The rinky-dinky-kinky boat will be just one of the places... I had always wanted to be a part of the mile-high club. Wanna get there with me?

Can I handle that?! I'll be hoping you can. Cuz with me, things will get a little too intense and hard to handle. So take caution if you have a weak heart.

Don't worry, I have the heart of a bull, though that is not the only 'thing' bull-like that I have. You think you are up for it?

Gimme the time and place.....and I wont be a no-show

Hmmm... That is a woman's prerogative. Shoot and let me see if I can field it.

[Alexis]

You are right. The rinky-dinky-kinky boat will be just one of the places... I had always wanted to be a part of the mile-high club. Wanna get there with me?

Never done it on a boat before, sounds like an experience worth remembering for a lifetime.

Don't worry, I have the heart of a bull, though that is not the only 'thing' bull-like that I have. You think you are up for it?

Now youre just making my mouth water, with that comment of you having another 'thing' thats bull-like. Of course Im up for it, are you "up" for it?!!

Hmmm... That is a woman's prerogative. Shoot and let me see if I can field it.

Well, it depends on where you are now.....and what youre doing. Im free this weekend.

[Lucifer]

Never done it on a boat before, sounds like an experience worth remembering for a lifetime.

Have you done it on a plane?

Now youre just making my mouth water, with that comment of you having another 'thing' thats bull-like. Of course Im up for it, are you "up" for it?!!

"Up" for it? Girl, you have no idea how "upped" I feel at the thought.

Well, it depends on where you are now.....and what youre doing. Im free this weekend.

You have a date!

[Alexis]

Have you done it on a plane?

Never on a plane either, but still---the boat scenario sounds better. Besides, when Im done with you, you'll be sweating like the devil you are. So a dip in the water will cool you off.

"Up" for it? Girl, you have no idea how "upped" I feel at the thought.

Glad to know that, cuz unless you are 'up', the experience wouldnt satify either one of us.

You have a date!

Great! Looking forward to it, Lucy I'll be waiting.

[Lucifer]

Never on a plane either, but still---the boat scenario sounds better. Besides, when Im done with you, you'll be sweating like the devil you are. So a dip in the water will cool you off.

Sweat there will be. In fact, the confluence will produce lots of other things, too...

Glad to know that, cuz unless you are 'up', the experience wouldnt satify either one of us.

That apart, I know a lot more that you would find satisfactory.

Great! Looking forward to it, Lucy I'll be waiting.

I am, too!

[Alexis]

That apart, I know a lot more that you would find satisfactory.

Really? How would you know what I'd find satifactory. What if Im not that easy to please? I think youve gotten yourself into something beyond what you'd imagined or bargained for. But fear not, I'll be easy on ya. Im that nice.

[Lucifer]

Really? How would you know what I'd find satifactory. What if Im not that easy to please? I think youve gotten yourself into something beyond what you'd imagined or bargained for. But fear not, I'll be easy on ya. Im that nice.

You would be easy on me, but that is because you won't really have the time to be otherwise... That is a Devil's promise.

[Johnny]

Errrr.... Sorry to interrupt, I dont poke into other people affairs normaly.. but I am JEALOUS now.

[Alexis]

Hi Johnny! Welcome back to the board! Long time, no see. I hope everthings cool. Talk to ya later



p.s: whats to be jealous about?

[Johnny]

Hi Johnny! Welcome back to the board! Long time, no see. I hope everthings cool. Talk to ya later[/b]
Thanx Lexy sexy.. , have been a lil busy these days... I miss talkin to u

p.s: whats to be jealous about?

Jealous cuz Lucy's gettin what i deserve..

[azazel]

Lights, Camera, Action