The JaszyNut Curse Fest

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:37 am

**The JaszMan predicts that Stingrae is gonna be a Royal Payne and tries to evict him from the stadium. But decides against it as he sees in Stingrae the potential of becoming a future Curse Fest loser.**

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:41 am

****drumroll****

the Nut arrives.....well...will be soon arriving....umm..i mean he mite be here in a while....or like his presence will be felt any minute now....

or or or...watever....

**yaaaaaaawwnnn**

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:42 am

Damn you guys, never start on time, duh!!

*Orders Extra-large popcorn and a soda*

*Az is nowhere to be seen, wonders if a drunk johnny has done anything to him*

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:43 am

**The JaszMan looks at The Royal Pain and gives him a lollipop and tells him to sit into a corner. If he doesn't, the JaszMan promises him a world of pain. That's an offer no newbie cant refuse.**

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:43 am

SIX posts....and ppl r seeing potential in moi....

i must truly be something.... :roll:

***n wts wit every1 speakin in third person anyway?***

PS:***starts bangin desk cryin out for yahoo-ish smilies.....***

by **azazel** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:46 am

ok Laides n Genitalmen.. ur friendly neighbourhood presenter's here..finally *phew*

lets get this fight started now, shall we..

*shouts at everyone to get quiet*

*shoves candy in everyone's throat*

*ding ding ding, Round # 2 begins..*

er.. whrs the NUT!!!! :evil:

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:48 am

Kaboom!.................................................

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All rise for the Champion!!

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:49 am

Seems nut cracked under pressure.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:50 am

i see u were waiting in anticipation ... all for me?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:51 am

**Looks at The Nut and says "Damn bro, you look like shit. Waitamin, you ARE shit"**

Anyways welcome to the Fest Round 2 and hope you've got lotsa toilet paper.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:52 am

JaszBoy, Roll your pantyhoses 'cos this Uncle Nutty's gonna take you home tonite!!

HAR.... HAR!!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:53 am

Not for you, you cockroach sucking chimp-man, we were waiting for that face of yours to come and scare away all the Payneful people away.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:57 am

Paynes, Major Paynes and Royal Paynes.... But all that ain't nothing compared to the lard of fat you've got stacked up there. **knock,knock**

Say when you enter the room, ever realsied that objects jus keep falling off? Well, u broke my clocks, windows and that sorry little toilet seat too. You know why that happens?

'cos you're so fat... you act like a source of gravitational pull.

You're so fat, that it's like a black hole in your innards!

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:58 am

***alt+tabs from photoshop to see his name mentioned***

oh wait...

i gotta get rid of some umm....misconceptions here...

i luv dat face..dats wt made me fall in luv in d first place....

**back to PS**

....i know i'm givin some gr8 flamebait ideas here....doh!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:59 am

**The JaszMan is wondering how the Nut thought of his name. It could have been a reflection of his physical handicap at that point of time. That's why I said that you should see a _ doctor. Let not this abnormality get to you head. People with broken nuts can still live a normal life. There is still hope.**

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:03 am

The nuts are all in safe places, Jaszboy... It's yours that u've gotta look for. Or wait... HAVE you seen them around lately? 'Cos last heard after Round#1, you were busy gathering nutshells under a tree. THAT frightened and depressed, eh?

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:04 am

i blive those are broken shells....where d nuts came from....

anyways...u sickf*cks...no f*kkin sense of time.....its 1AM i gotta get back to Automatic Control Systems.....life's a b!tch...

so i bid adieu to d bald n d d bootyful...

farewell mr.finger n mr.lard....u shall hear from me again...

peace,

the pain

PS:'tis bin a fruitful first nite ovah heah at dis place m8s....

PPS:make d fest good..i better hav somethin good to read 2mro...

***gets his wet bum off rickety chair...ahhhhh the relief...***

by **Stingrae** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:07 am

ok..cudnt help it..

but askin jawz if he saw his nuts is like askin dolly parton if she's seen her new shoes....they aint seen each other in a long while...

adios

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:09 am

Stingrae said::

i blive those are broken shells....where d nuts came from....

..........nonsense, nonsense

blah,blah,blah

nonsense, nonsense.......

***gets his wet bum off rickety chair...ahhhhh the relief...***

What's his problem? :roll:

**momentarily loses attention**

**back to the CurseFest'04**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:10 am

**Jasz is bored at the Nut's feeble attempts of finding chinks in his armor.

**

Hey Nutcase......did the Aliens forget to remove their anal probe?

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:11 am

No... They lost hope in humanity after seeing you!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:15 am

I would like all you people to look at this "species" here.

He is proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

by **jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:16 am

I bought this little sticker for you.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:17 am

You are a successful experiement for Artificial Stupidity

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:22 am

Stop playing tug-of-war with cyclops and start cursing ya dingbat

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