You may be missing India

[san]

At McDonalds, you ask for McDosa.
* You roll down the window and ask for directions.
* Add garam masala to your Thanksgiving turkey.
* You inhale exhaust fumes and it feels good.
* You smile at strangers and ask "Wat is your good name, sir".
* At home, when you are alone, you eat with your hands.

[Raju]

---For those who have been to Udaipur, you come home and find yourself watching Octopussy over and over again.



---when something is going wrong you say "why like this baba" and no one has any clue what your talking about





When you make special arrangements to watch the Khans!!!





~scrath ur balls in public ( hahah )

~Blow Hindi songs on your car speakers at 2 in the morning



Start sucking aniseed so you can spit on the wall in the yard

[akhilis2cool]

hain?

raju = australian?

[Australian]

when at Starbucks, you get a second, empty cup and mix the milk and sugar (and cinnamon and cardamon, and . . .) into the coffee by pouring between the two, then ask for a saucer and slurp it down while standing up.



throw stones at a stray dog



blow your nose into the street.



start calling people older than you Auntie and Uncle



wear a red dress to a wedding, a white shroud to a funeral, your lungi to a Scottish highland games festival



water your garden by splashing out of a bucket, then sweep your lawn



drive at night down the middle of the highway with only your running lights on until oncomming traffic bears down, and then honk and turn on your highbeams



show up for Sunday Church with coconuts, banannas and incense- at 5AM

or . . on Friday at noon you unroll your prayer rug on the driveway in front of your church at hoist your butt in the air.



gargle and spit into the sink at a restaurant after a meal.



at the taqueria, you unwrap the super burrito and tear off sections of the tortilla to scoop up the contents



explain to winos you have no more pens to give



at the cinema, you press up against the back of the person in line ahead of you in the ticket line, then reach around in front of him and shove your money into the ticket booth, then put curry powder on your popcorn.



oh my . . the list is endless!

[Betty]

* At home, when you are alone, you eat with your hands.

Hey San, what's with your new sig?

[san]

* At home, when you are alone, you eat with your hands.

Hey San, what's with your new sig?

kisi neh tho poocha

[CtrlAltDel]

Hey San, what's with your new sig?

kisi neh tho poocha

look like a dialog from the Blackadder series...

[san]

Hey San, what's with your new sig?

kisi neh tho poocha

look like a dialog from the Blackadder series...

Cad, you are so clever



It was something else before - the one Betty is on about

[DQ]

when at Starbucks, you get a second, empty cup and mix the milk and sugar (and cinnamon and cardamon, and . . .) into the coffee by pouring between the two, then ask for a saucer and slurp it down while standing up.

throw stones at a stray dog

blow your nose into the street.

start calling people older than you Auntie and Uncle

wear a red dress to a wedding, a white shroud to a funeral, your lungi to a Scottish highland games festival

water your garden by splashing out of a bucket, then sweep your lawn

drive at night down the middle of the highway with only your running lights on until oncomming traffic bears down, and then honk and turn on your highbeams

show up for Sunday Church with coconuts, banannas and incense- at 5AM
or . . on Friday at noon you unroll your prayer rug on the driveway in front of your church at hoist your butt in the air.

gargle and spit into the sink at a restaurant after a meal.

at the taqueria, you unwrap the super burrito and tear off sections of the tortilla to scoop up the contents

explain to winos you have no more pens to give

at the cinema, you press up against the back of the person in line ahead of you in the ticket line, then reach around in front of him and shove your money into the ticket booth, then put curry powder on your popcorn.

oh my . . the list is endless!

CON-THI-NEW.....



You miss India when you see the other clever dudes round the globe, pay an



exorbitant price to .



- eat at eatries named "I DITcH hU", pay an exorbitant price and eat with sticks.



- eat a Samosa, (the kaka shop charges .50 ps, and the nitwits pay $2.00)



- Buy a pair of boots, which reads "Made in India"

[CtrlAltDel]

Hey San, what's with your new sig?

kisi neh tho poocha

look like a dialog from the Blackadder series...

Cad, you are so clever

:lol: tanQ...tanQ!!!!