You may be missing India

[IMFBreturns]

All these abovementioned things are done not only by indians but by many people all around the world.But maybe Our Friend here Does'nt Know that since he Jus' Escaped from the Papua New Guinea Cannibal Reserve and MAnkind as a whole is Jus' too new for him

Maybe we need to give him a guided tour?

[daisy]

yes we miss india



* when we get sick and in bed, there is no one to bring us water to drink. where as in india even a neighbour grandma brings us coffee and sits beside us the whole day.

* When our car met with an accident, others pass by without even slowing down, where as in india there are many people who will rush us to hospital.

* When we need to phone call before we visit, even our best friend. where as in india we are always welcome no matter what time of the day it is.



yes there are many more reasons to miss india

[Betty]

yes there are many more reasons to miss india

Was just waiting for this...

[SeH]

All these abovementioned things are done not only by indians but by many people all around the world.But maybe Our Friend here Does'nt Know that since he Jus' Escaped from the Papua New Guinea Cannibal Reserve and MAnkind as a whole is Jus' too new for him

He mentions his personal doings folks.. Y get irked......

[lizard king]

---start wearing flip flops everywhere

to start off with, we dont call them flip-flops. And secondly... what happened to your second pair?

[Sujatha]

- Drive your car at night with the headlamps turned off.

I dont agree this.



You must be a lunatic to say this.

[akhilis2cool]

Kahaan kahaanse aajate baap...

[CtrlAltDel]

Kahaan kahaanse aajate baap...

australia se...

[akhilis2cool]

Kahaan kahaanse aajate baap...

australia se...

oho ...

[CtrlAltDel]

Kahaan kahaanse aajate baap...

australia se...

oho ...

hau

[wisecrack]

*enters the spam game!*

Heee..

This one's for ya Australian Indian!

You'll miss India when instead of pi$$ing on the road...u keep pi$$ing off people..

[blah]

All these abovementioned things are done not only by indians but by many people all around the world.But maybe Our Friend here Does'nt Know that since he Jus' Escaped from the Papua New Guinea Cannibal Reserve and MAnkind as a whole is Jus' too new for him

And we are the one's to blame others of racism, huh? Talk about hypocrisy.

[DQ]

when you dry your hands on your shirt in front of your boss
(At least I didn't clean my nose with it . . .)

Ridiculously funny.



I have never read through long posts, though Misuse and PD recently did make me read past the 10th line. But this guy is a cracker.



What I suggest !! instead of taking it personal, enjoy. Some of what he says is hilariously true and some reflect his ignorance about country life in India. But all the more enjoyable.



That is where I respect the Indian Sardars. The poor guys have been a target of all sort of absurd jokes, but still no one takes offence and are the most successful community within the Indian communities.



If you do take exception, a good way would be to contradict though not needed. You maybe missing India.



- When the chai wallah in the train would still serve tea even if you had a few cents less.

- When you don’t have to keep checking the use by date on milk cartons. The doodh wala delivers milk at your doorstep (fresh and healthy)

- All your life you walk to the Barbers shop and when you are old or disabled the barber walks to your home.

- When your dhobi washes/ Irons your clothes and door delivers with a smile.



Match the services of a dhobhi, doodhwallah or chai wallah,(complete strangers) then we will compare what a brother, friend, Uncle neighbour means.



Yes you miss the Pan painted walls compared to the pornic abusive graffiti painted walls.

Pan natural – no harm. Graffitti, paint made of chemicals production harmful to nature.



Yes you miss the ……

[CtrlAltDel]

...instead of taking it personal, enjoy. Some of what he says is hilariously true and some reflect his ignorance about country life in India. But all the more enjoyable...

i agree with DQ on this point....arent we reacting a bit too strongly to jokes...?

[Mayavi Morpheus]

I think there is a difference between calling someone a bastard and saying 'you bastard' jovially among friends.

There is a difference between laughing at ourselves and our silly lil customs and habits, and ridiculing an entire nation by exaggaration.

[CtrlAltDel]

I think there is a difference between calling someone a bastard and saying 'you bastard' jovially among friends.
There is a difference between laughing at ourselves and our silly lil customs and habits, and ridiculing an entire nation by exaggaration.

most of what he said are genuinely funny and the some truely silly...



we shud also remember that most jokes are exaggarations of the fact. remember the funny comments on Bihar we used to make here...?

[Betty]

most of what he said are genuinely funny and the some truely silly...

we shud also remember that most jokes are exaggarations of the fact. remember the funny comments on Bihar we used to make here...?

Maybe it is time to take a chill pill and let him do his job....*yawn*

Also, try to ignore the thread and let it not feature on the top of the discussion board latest posts....



Waise ye 'Aastraaliaa' kahan hain bhai....A2C, yeh woh Solapur-singapore jaise kahin aas paas to nahin hain na?

[The Jackal]

Also, try to ignore the thread and let it not feature on the top of the discussion board latest posts....

I second that.

[DQ]

Also, try to ignore the thread and let it not feature on the top of the discussion board latest posts....

I second that.

Now thats being really silly.



Answering Mayavi, i think thats taking things too far. I dint think there was any offence meant in all those posts at all.



We have mud slung ourselves worse then what was penned by this guy in some of the other threads.



Now lets take some of his posts and post mortem them.



1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

Hmm so? Did you ever know what taste means?



2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.



Hmm ok so? Maybe we have been doing this, but is the world not comming to that. I think the world should soon fall in line and learn more about recycling, would benefit everybody. Its good atleats a billion people have started...when are you joining in?



3. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tshick,tschick, tschick.



Hmm, again we do not waste precious wood using it as a toothpick. Moron that you are, not to understand the logic behind that. If every body in the world did this, we could have saved one forest atleast.



4. You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

That shows that when it come to luxuries and shopping we dont hold back.

Yes we do recycle but in a sensible way.



5. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

Hmm was it abnormal. Party is not work, to get there on the dot.



6. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to mark up.

Whats wrong, who does not do that ? Dont you? STUPID!!!



7. You recycle Wedding Gifts.

Any harm, rather then filling up the garbage tips and creating more rubbish in the world might as well give it where needed.



8. You name your children in rhythms (example, Honey & Money, Sita & Gita,Ram & Shyam.)

Hmm, So?



9. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.

We atleast have children, not only Pets!!!



10. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"

Hmm, really dint know that?



11. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

We go out for a smoke you idiot, who talked about going anywhere.



12. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

Thats just incase theres an accident we all go to heaven together. Talk about family ties.



13. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

Rather then throw them and create more rubbish....RECYCLING RECYCLING when will you learn

[IMFBreturns]

I think there is a difference between calling someone a bastard and saying 'you bastard' jovially among friends.
There is a difference between laughing at ourselves and our silly lil customs and habits, and ridiculing an entire nation by exaggaration.

most of what he said are genuinely funny and the some truely silly...

we shud also remember that most jokes are exaggarations of the fact. remember the funny comments on Bihar we used to make here...?

Honestly CAD, I think that most of the things posted on here are true of ppl from all over the world. Just coz we're here and we see them doesn't mean it doesn't go on elsewhere (outside of India) or just with Indians? yeah?

[CtrlAltDel]

why r we debating this non-issue? its just humor and ignore it if u dont like it...

[wisecrack]

Exactly..I second CAD. Pulling the guys leg's fine..**coz he's doing the same too! ** so if some of u guys are seriously offended reading the posts..Jus ignore and pass by this thread like u've never noticed it! P.e.a.c.e

[IMFBreturns]

Exactly..I second CAD. Pulling the guys leg's fine..**coz he's doing the same too! ** so if some of u guys are seriously offended reading the posts..Jus ignore and pass by this thread like u've never noticed it! P.e.a.c.e

or come up with something funnier!!!

[Australian]

its just humor

This is the correct judgement.I apologize to those wounded. I too a democrat like u guys.

[IMFBreturns]

its just humor

This is the correct judgement.I apologize to those wounded. I too a democrat like u guys.

it perfectly all rite...we all have our own opinions and some don't care about others anyway...so just go out and have fun!!!!!