Height of.............

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:33 pm

Height of Trust??

2 cannibals giving each other a b-job! :lol:

Height of shock??

while having s** with a pregnant woman, a hand grabs ur thingie from inside!! :lol:

by **Lucifer** » Mon May 10, 2004 3:51 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Height of Trust??
2 cannibals giving each other a b-job!

Height of shock??
while having s** with a pregnant woman, a hand grabs ur thingie from inside!!

From morbid to kinky, way to go gg2m!

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 4:04 pm

Lucifer wrote:
From morbid to kinky, way to go gg2m!

Thanks Luci!!

*bows to the thundering applause*

*ignores the catcalls and whistles*

by **Johnny** » Mon May 10, 2004 4:28 pm

Nice ones all of ya.. i likes the lates ones of Giftie. :lol:

Well wondering how cud someone miss these :

Height of Unemployment : Finding Cobwebs between a Prostitute's Legs. :lol:

Height of innocence : A young girl applying pimple cream to her nipples. :lol:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 4:53 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Height of Trust??
2 cannibals giving each other a b-job!
Height of shock??
while having s** with a pregnant woman, a hand grabs ur thingie from inside!!

*Bows and applauds with new found respect*

Way to go Giftie! Keep it up...!

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:00 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:*Bows and applauds with new found respect*
Way to go Giftie! Keep it up...!

once again thank u! thank u! *tears up at the overwhelming response*

:cry:

*borrows Ctrl's handkerchief and blows her nose into it BFFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTTT* :lol:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:11 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:*borrows Ctrl's handkerchief and blows her nose into it BFFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTTT*

.....*...and discovers that Ctrl had already blown into it before handing it to her*

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:15 pm

Eeeeeeeeeaaaaaarggggghhhhh!! Yechchchchchch..... Blech!!

With our mucus combined this is Captain Mucus...

his mission to make the world a greener place to live in.... :lol:

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:19 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:With our mucus combined this is Captain Mucus...his mission to make the world a greener place to live in....

greener?

...or is it stickier...or goo-ier...?

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:20 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:With our mucus combined this is Captain Mucus...his mission to make the world a greener place to live in....
greener? ...or is it stickier...or goo-ier...?

greener... stickier.... gooier.... ick-ier... whatever u want!

by **Lucifer** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:41 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Eeeeeeeeeaaaaaarggggghhhhh!! Yechchchchchch..... Blech!!

With our mucus combined this is Captain Mucus...

his mission to make the world a greener place to live in....

Come to think of it, the combined mucus shall make a great sauce to garnish gg2m's favourite meal of chopped spleen with.

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Mon May 10, 2004 5:45 pm

Luci baby, (u've graduated from being just Luci)

ahhh u make me drool...

but my fav dish is not chopped spleen... its a newt's eye, wrapped in a bat's wing, dipped in placenta!!! SLURP!!! :lol:

by **azazel** » Mon May 10, 2004 6:22 pm

aaj-kal ke bache *nods in non-approval*

call me for a course in Cannibalistic Menu

by **Lucifer** » Mon May 10, 2004 7:34 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Luci baby, (u've graduated from being just Luci)
ahhh u make me drool...

but my fav dish is not chopped spleen... its a newt's eye, wrapped in a bat's wing, dipped in placenta!!! SLURP!!!

gg2m Mom (Ah! I plummet to the depths of Kasauti Zindagi Kay - remember Prerna Mom?), you made me salivate so much that my colleague in the next room almost drowned. Can I join in for the feast?

*eyes light up in glee in anticipation of the invitaion*

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 8:01 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:but my fav dish is not chopped spleen... its a newt's eye, wrapped in a bat's wing, dipped in placenta!!! SLURP!!!

when i open my restaurant Giftie, u be the guest cook on weekends!

by **Johnny** » Mon May 10, 2004 10:13 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:but my fav dish is not chopped spleen... its a newt's eye, wrapped in a bat's wing, dipped in placenta!!! SLURP!!!
when i open my restaurant Giftie, u be the guest cook on weekends!

And when i open mine u wud be my partner.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Mon May 10, 2004 11:20 pm

Johnny wrote:And when i open mine u wud be my partner.

good god...Johnny...dont make yr crush on her that obvoius...keep it subtle... :lol:

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Mon May 10, 2004 11:40 pm

You guys would make Mel Gibson hang his head in shame. The Passion of Christ is nothing compared to the passion of gg2m.

How about something else for a change though? This was getting way too sick.

by **azazel** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:33 am

Lucifer wrote:Ah! I plummet to the depths of Kasauti Zindagi Kay - remember Prerna Mom?

et tu Lucifer?? aaaaarghhhh :evil:

Johnny/CAD :arrow:

pehle restaraunt to kholo..

Johnny

ouch, CAD ne diya below-the-belt

Giftie :arrow:

cool, compliments courtesy ek anaar sau beemaar syndrome :lol:

+ 2 job offers :roll:

HP

sickness will prevail :twisted:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue May 11, 2004 11:58 am

Lucifer wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Luci baby

gg2m Mom (Ah! I plummet to the depths of Kasauti Zindagi Kay - remember Prerna Mom?), you made me salivate so much that my colleague in the next room almost drowned. Can I join in for the feast?

*eyes light up in glee in anticipation of the invitaion*

Baby... u can join in only if u bring another equally droolicious meal...

*tries to make her eyes light up, but realizes she has no eyes... only empty sockets to show that hot iron rods had once been there* :evil:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:02 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:but my fav dish is not chopped spleen... its a newt's eye, wrapped in a bat's wing, dipped in placenta!!! SLURP!!!
when i open my restaurant Giftie, u be the guest cook on weekends!

Thank u for the offer Ctrl ... but i can't cook... for some strange reason, the courts of justice have ordered me to stay away from knives, gas cylinders and all other kitchen implements... :lol:

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:03 pm

Johnny wrote:And when i open mine u wud be my partner.

thanx johnny... but the same ruling also applies in mumbai

by **gods_gift2_mankind** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:04 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Johnny wrote:And when i open mine u wud be my partner.

good god...Johnny...dont make yr crush on her that obvoius...keep it subtle...

Now u definitely helped with the subtlety bit, didn't you? :lol:

by **Lucifer** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:10 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
Lucifer wrote:
gods_gift2_mankind wrote:Luci baby

gg2m Mom (Ah! I plummet to the depths of Kasauti Zindagi Kay - remember Prerna Mom?), you made me salivate so much that my colleague in the next room almost drowned. Can I join in for the feast?

*eyes light up in glee in anticipation of the invitaion*

Baby... u can join in only if u bring another equally droolicious meal...

*tries to make her eyes light up, but realizes she has no eyes... only empty sockets to show that hot iron rods had once been there*

gg2m Mom, it is not fair to expect your baby to get you a treat? What can this humble soul offer you, except perhaps a pig's testicles cooked in dog's puke mixed with a bitch's menstrual blood.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Tue May 11, 2004 12:14 pm

Lucifer wrote:gg2m Mom, it is not fair to expect your baby to get you a treat? What can this humble soul offer you, except perhaps a pig's testicles cooked in dog's puke mixed with a bitch's menstrual blood.

...Luci, u forgot to add the freshly squeezed cockroach blood dressing and a garnishing of stir fried baby rats.

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