The JaszyNut Curse Fest

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:22 am

Aaaaah... a mirror, is it? Of course, a mirror! who am i kidding about mirrors? You'd obviously know a lot about mirrors, wouldn' t you? Things that crack once u look at them! The last one cracked so badly the owners suffered 89 years of badluck till one of their grandkid's realised YOU were responsible. And you know what he did? Changed his family name to yours!!!! Said that if he's going down, he'll take you with him... :evil:

tch...tch... all avoidable had it not been for u, what say Crowd?

**massive uproar fills the stadium**

**obviously, yet agagin Jasz is all alone in a crowd**

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:25 am

btw, anyone ever told you that you're so fat that you have to be measured on a time scale. That is the gap between the time your paunch enters the door, till the time your ass makes it thru (if it ever does!)

So like what are you Jaszboy... 4 min, 90 min, 3 days!!!! How large do you need to get, man?

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:28 am

You eat so much you are all what it takes for Haldiram's to survive on a global market!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:31 am

Alright baldy that did it.....no more Mr. Niceguy.

first of all I'm not fat, i'm big-boned.

Second of all you are so ugly that when you born, your parents named you Shit Happens

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:34 am

finally all rise to some rush of blood... ok.. taunt #3: what more? or u done for the day?

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:34 am

you have so much skin on your bald head that PETA called and wanted you to sacrifice your life so that wild animals aren't killed for their fur for the next 100 years.

They say that your skin is soo thick and soo perfect, whole houses can be made of leather.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:37 am

Also The University of Kansas called. They are doing a research on puke. They're having a tough time finding enough puke. So they've invited you over and want you to appear once everyday to of a crowd of people, who will automatically puke thus letting the University carry on with it's research.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:39 am

Hyderabad is looking for free space where choppers can land. I gave them the address to you bald head.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:41 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, **an applause for every word from The Crackednut** ..thank you.. thank you for that! Did you know that JaszBoy here has a certain peculiar disease named after him - "Odouros Jaszdumbassus". That's becase they never found any scent that matches the one you emit dude! congrats, dude... but we're better off without oddities like you amongst us at Fullhyd!

**Hurrahs and showers of petals as The Crackednut pulverises JaszBoy**

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:41 am

My present weight notwithstanding, I remember that you were one of the original MBBS. That's short for Member of Big Bum Society.

Your ass was sooo big, it had it's own pin code.

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:44 am

**Laughs at the CrackedNut hallucinating.**

Are you even looking around? Those aren't petals. It's your own hair leaving your scalp.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:44 am

Your ass was sooo big, it had it's own pin code.

oooh my dear baby,

smell yourself to take a reality check, dude! I remember posting that about you a looooong time back.

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:45 am

so pour some more hashish into your daily diet to balance that chemical Miracle of yours, that they call the Brain! A miracle 'cos its black, stinky and so hollow u cd hear the echo of your own thoughts!!!

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:45 am

**Pissed as hell**

GODDAMMIT....it's JaszMan

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:46 am

**calls for the special Azazel Chai**

by **The Crackednut** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:48 am

ok...fine.. now it's Jasz"The Craibaibey" Alacatraz

by **Jaszalcatraz** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:51 am

**Sing song voice**

I got hair and you dont

nana nana nya nya

by **azazel** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:51 am

who hath summon the referee??

*pours a cuppa chai each to the contests n goes back to takin his mensa fun-test*

*shouts at the baays to CONTINUE* :twisted:

by **UnbiasedCommentry, Seriously!** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:30 am

**behind the scenes of this verbal treat, an interesting incident take place**

** Hearing the commotion all the way till the Main Corridors, one of the moderators of the FullHyderabad boards enters the arena. Finds a whole lot of booze, smoke, filth, ppl injured by verbal assaults and ppl injured while making out. Starts to wonder whether he's on the Woodstock Boards or Hyd's. Immediately raises the alarm and calls for back up. Screams into the megaphone**

STOP THIS MADNESS!!

**heads turn and all look menacingly at the lonely Moderator. Armed with each one's IP's they know he's dangerous. The Moderator wades through the crowds and ppl immediately give way. But the scorn remains the same.**

**as for the CurseFest, it had to be called off due to unavoidable circumstances. Players all battered and bruised glare at each other for one last time and prepare themselves for next year**

**all was to have ended well till suddenly the lights turned off ............. **

by **UnbiasedCommentry, Seriously!** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:37 am

**the lights come back on after 2 minutes that seemed so stretched out. Players, referee and the audience remain perplexed. From a far corner of the arena a scream is heard**

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh !!!

**all rush and huddle around in a large circle. a deep groan reverberates throughout. A body lies with a dagger stabbed in the back. Maroon coloured liquid seeps in the mud.Silence is shattered when someone says...**

THE MODERATOR HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!!!!!!!

by **The Reporter** » Wed May 05, 2004 4:20 am

They say life is a bitch and today's sporting extravaganza was yet another proof as a major network executive (read FH moderator) was bitchslapped to death.

This is The Reporter standing in front of the stadium, which has since been evacuated, where one of our network executives was murdered tonite during the CurseFest.

**Shows archived footage** It all began when the network executive walked into the arena to get the fighters to tone down, since the ratings were eating into other PrimeTime Shows (read bandwidth). What he got was a collective boo so loud that security feared for the life of the Executive. They were just whisking him away when the lights went out.

**continuing in highly cliched live new-caster-at-dangerzone-voice** What followed was chaos as people ran all around the place. They threw stuff all around. Chairs were thrown. Beer bottles flew through the air. I swear I saw a donkey flying too. But then there was a loud blood-curling scream. When the lites came on, we could see the Exec stabbed to dead. We are now going to show images of the murder, viewer discretion is advised. The images are extremely graphic.

**Cuts to images of the dead body**

Now as you can see the murderer attacked from the back and has obviously used a butchers knife to perpetrate the crime. The knife used was manufactured by a company called Peethpeeche Inc which means "Behind your back". Eerie coincidence.

That's the the news we have for the moment. We shall inform as soon as we find out something. This is The Reporter for FH-DB reporting live from Scene of The Murder.

by **The Reporter** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:46 pm

Good Morning, this is The Reporter live from outside the FH Police Headquarters.

**Starts doing a walk-around new-report**

Since the murder, that took place in the early hours of today, the cops of FH (read insomniacs) have been frantically looking for clues to find the murderer.

The suspects as they stood last nite were CAD and the newbie Stingrae. This was concluded from their violent behaviour before round 2 began.

The actual contestants were ruled out because they were too tired to attack. But the Nut's involvememt cannot be ruled out. He was losing and needed outside help to either cancel the battle or frame Jaszalcatraz.

**Start walk back to the Station**

But as of right now, the list of suspects is bigger. This was concluded from the suspicious abscence of many FH regulars on the boards this morning.

Akhilis2cool failed to show up. GG2M was refraining from posts and Popesmokesdope only read the posts.

Others like Agonys_requiem and Johnny did not turn up at SHout It Out.

The only people who aren't suspects are Happy Hyderabadi, who was first to post at 8:36 AM, and MLS who kept trying to get people to talk on Shout It Out. This is a give-away sign of innocence. Another person who can possibly be ruled out is MM. Although this reporter personally feels that his ninchalnat attitude this morning is a facade.

This is The Reporter signing off for FH-DB.

by **azazel** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:37 pm

ye sab kab hua??? :shock:

mujhe to kuch yaad nahi hai, had one those damn blackouts i think.. :roll:

the friendly neighbourhood presenter is not a suspect, is he??

by **The Reporter** » Wed May 05, 2004 1:50 pm

I'm here live interviewing azazel who claims to have had a blackout.

Did you have a blackout?

yes

Do you remember how you blacked-out?

no

Do you know anyting abt Multiple Personality Disorder?

yes

Do you know ppl "blackout" when another personality takes over?

yes

Do you have MPD?

Not that I know of.

There you have it folks, another suspect.

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed May 05, 2004 2:03 pm

Baap re baap,

this is some fest guys.......keep cursing......Popcorn prices are at an all time high at fullhyd cinema...... :twisted:

keep posting

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