News Paper Headlines

[Dedh Quintal]

Real: Headlines in some of the News Papers:



Include Your Children When Baking Cookies



Sex Education Delayed. Teachers Request Training



Old School Pillars Replaced by Alumni



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery, Hundreds Die



Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge



Prostitutes Appeal to Pope



Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84



Enraged cow injures farmer with ax



Plane too close to ground, crash probe told



Miners refuse to work after death



Juvenile court to try shooting defendant



Stolen painting found by tree



Two soviet ships collide, one dies



2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter



Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years



Teacher strikes idle kids [/b]

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Join the US army, get big breasts for free



http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/787424.cms



NEW YORK: The US Army has long lured recruits with the slogan ‘Be All You Can Be’, but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the t

axpayers' dime.



The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the US military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free — something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.



"Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible," Dr Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Centre in San Antonio, told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.



Between 2000 and 2003, military doctors performed 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries on soldiers and their dependants, the magazine said.



It quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

[Dedh_Quintal]

Join the US army, get big breasts for free

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/787424.cms

NEW YORK: ‘Be All You Can Be’,

It quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, "the surgeons have to have someone to practice on."

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