Mystery

by **IMFB** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:16 am

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.

Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

by **black wizard** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:56 am

the electric chair wasnt workin, na...they shoud've fired the electrician

by **IMFB** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:07 am

black wizard wrote:the electric chair wasnt workin, na...they shoud've fired the electrician

Nice try sir!

Come on you guys..try to find the answer... is ee soo many people checking it out but y'all aint posting!!!

by **wizzy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:11 am

IMFB wrote:
black wizard wrote:the electric chair wasnt workin, na...they shoud've fired the electrician

Nice try sir!

Come on you guys..try to find the answer... is ee soo many people checking it out but y'all aint posting!!!

thats because it is boring!

by **rabbithole** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:41 am

jeez! i got this fwd too! let others guess :roll:

by **Aditi** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:48 am

In the first two occassions,he is "BAD" conductor and in the third case,he is "GOOD" conductor.

by **wizzy** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:49 am

Aditi wrote:In the first two occassions,he is "BAD" conductor and in the third case,he is "GOOD" conductor.

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:52 am

voltage kam tha....

by **rabbithole** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 10:40 am

akhil bhai!

answer to dediya kisine abhi kya guess mar rahe ho! :shock:

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 1:22 pm

rabbithole wrote:akhil bhai!

answer to dediya kisine abhi kya guess mar rahe ho!

i read the answer after i made the above post

by **asli_badmash** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 4:01 pm

IMFB wrote:The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

The first two times the executioner slipped on the banana and broke the connection between the chair and the electric switch before turning the switch on. The third time.. the banana peel was in the wrong corner. Hence the Bus driver died!

~badmash~

by **azazel** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:07 pm

Aditi wrote:In the first two occassions,he is "BAD" conductor and in the third case,he is "GOOD" conductor

^^^^^ badmaash bhaai.. :roll:

by **asli_badmash** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:38 pm

azazel wrote:
Aditi wrote:In the first two occassions,he is "BAD" conductor and in the third case,he is "GOOD" conductor

^^^^^ badmaash bhaai..

I know.. I know.. I wanted to put an alternate answer out... Aisa bhi ho sakta hai na.

~badmash~

by **azazel** » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:56 pm

asli_badmash wrote:I know.. I know.. I wanted to put an alternate answer out... Aisa bhi ho sakta hai na.

*smacks his paw on his head* ofkorz.. :twisted:

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