English or Engliz??

by **rock_26iin** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:05 pm

Enjoy your English while you can.....

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will

make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in

favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to

reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with

"z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd

from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil

sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil

find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum

tru.

Got that??

by **Stingrae** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 6:34 pm

rock_26iin wrote:Enjoy your English while you can.....

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

Got that??

keyboards wil not hav one les leter bekauz "ch" kanot be speled any ozer vay.

Got zat?

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:34 pm

Ze frenchmen are goin thu bee utherlee pissth ath dhees.

by **Stingrae** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:38 pm

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:Ze frenchmen are goin thu bee utherlee pissth ath dhees.

dude...u r not folowin d new rules!!

u cold flunk in a TOEEFL....

by **rock_26iin** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:42 pm

Stingrae wrote:
Habitual Perfectionist wrote:Ze frenchmen are goin thu bee utherlee pissth ath dhees.

dude...u r not folowin d new rules!!
u cold flunk in a TOEEFL....

I think he is safe 4 now coz if u read my post carefully u will see that implementation of these new rules will take abt 5 yrs.

Kinda like the time taken by ourn Gov. to figure out wht 2 do when the elections are over

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:43 pm

I dhon't wanna lythe ze THOEEFEL

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:45 pm

HP...u adopting Lube Lady talk....??? what gives?

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:48 pm

OOPS....didn't realise I was becoming Pretty Hot And Tempting while trying to be a frenchman.

Back to my normal self.

Please ignore my earlier posts in this thread.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 7:58 pm

Habitual Per-:-PhAt-:-ionist wrote:Back to my normal self.

Welcome back...

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:12 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Habitual Per-:-PhAt-:-ionist wrote:Back to my normal self.

That wasn't the Per-:-Phat-:-ionist speaking. That was me.

CtrlAltDel wrote:Welcome back...

Dhanyavaad

by **Stingrae** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:13 pm

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:OOPS....didn't realise I was becoming Pretty Hot And Tempting while trying to be a frenchman.

Back to my normal self.

Please ignore my earlier posts in this thread.

easier said than done..considerin they hav so much potential for spam... :mrgreen:

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Fri Jun 11, 2004 8:54 pm

Stingrae wrote:
Habitual Perfectionist wrote:OOPS....didn't realise I was becoming Pretty Hot And Tempting while trying to be a frenchman.

Back to my normal self.

Please ignore my earlier posts in this thread.

easier said than done..considerin they hav so much potential for spam...

Then I'd let PHAT take over the job of defending.

by **-:-PhAT-:-** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 2:19 am

HEY HEY HEY....

lets get this straight...

i so do not write/talk like that...

" I dhon't wanna lythe ze THOEEFEL "

dhont-nva eva said tht...

lythe- nvr will say tht..

thoeefel-still got me wonderin wht it means...

***Nowadays everybody wants to talk..like they got somethin to say..

but when they open their mouth...nthin comes out..jus a bunch of gibberish***

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Sat Jun 12, 2004 2:23 am

I was trying to ape the french as worst as I could...somehow they felt I sounded like you.

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