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by Stingrae » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:29 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:yeh bhi nikal jayega....his sister is an MP, one brother-in-law is an MLA, another one is a former CM....kuch nahin hoga us ch***** ko. :evil:




dude...no1's even lodged a proper complaint against d guy...nuthin's gonna happen to him....absolutely nuthin...no1's comin forward to give a proper witness.... :roll:



n all those goddam losers commitin suicides because their "bola-bala bala who cudnt kill an ant" shot some1.... :roll:
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by romu » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:00 pm

Stingrae wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:yeh bhi nikal jayega....his sister is an MP, one brother-in-law is an MLA, another one is a former CM....kuch nahin hoga us ch***** ko. :evil:


dude...no1's even lodged a proper complaint against d guy...nuthin's gonna happen to him....absolutely nuthin...no1's comin forward to give a proper witness.... :roll:

n all those goddam losers commitin suicides because their "bola-bala bala who cudnt kill an ant" shot some1.... :roll:






Me says hes gonna get screwed,with congress commin to power n all...................and our judicial system improving............. and lots of people raising there voices.......and being heard .......and........the media also playing a big part ......and lots of other factors.
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by romu » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:02 pm

romu wrote:l...................and our judicial system improving............. and lots of people raising there voices.......and being heard .......and........the media also playing a big part ......and lots of other factors.






rotfl..........FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!! :lol:
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by Stingrae » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:15 pm

romu wrote:
romu wrote:l...................and our judicial system improving............. and lots of people raising there voices.......and being heard .......and........the media also playing a big part ......and lots of other factors.



rotfl..........FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!! :lol:




dude....i know ur whacked.....but laffin at ur own posts is jus :shock: :shock: :shock: ....



wtf...
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:15 pm

romu wrote:
romu wrote:l...................and our judicial system improving............. and lots of people raising there voices.......and being heard .......and........the media also playing a big part ......and lots of other factors.

rotfl..........FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!!! :lol:
:? heights of spam...this guy is laffing at his own post...sometime after he has posted the first one... :?

...and whats so funny abt that post...?even my depraved mind cant detect a simple double meaning in that incoherant sentence.
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by Adonis » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:24 pm

guys u dont get it !!!



he is tying to emulate homer simpson!!1 ....he says that ".FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!"



u guys dont watch simpsons i guess!!!
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by Stingrae » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:28 pm

Adonis wrote:guys u dont get it !!!

he is tying to emulate homer simpson!!1 ....he says that ".FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!"

u guys dont watch simpsons i guess!!!




i do man...n love 'em...



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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:37 pm

Adonis wrote:he is tying to emulate homer simpson!!1 ....he says that ".FUNNY ...VERY VERY FUNNY!!!!"
if he's just imitatiing Homer, whats the 'ROLTF' and quoting of his previous post got to do wth that? :?
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by Adonis » Tue Jun 08, 2004 2:40 pm

^^ u know homer is quite dumb right !! :lol:
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by rabbithole » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:53 pm

back on track ppl! the shootings were preplanned says the news birdie..

bk bought 60 bullets on the day of the shootin :shock: :shock:

he seems to have got carried away with his role in the movies..killin any1 anywhere in rayalaseema :evil: :evil: btw wats wrong with abdul kalam..he seems to have voiced his opinion for seperate telangana :shock: :shock: :roll:
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by rabbithole » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:08 am

rabbithole wrote: btw wats wrong with abdul kalam..he seems to have voiced his opinion for seperate telangana :shock: :shock: :roll:




ahem!!correction. :oops: voice his opinion in support for sepe...
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by rabbithole » Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:09 am

boost to the top!!
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:35 am

rabbithole wrote:
rabbithole wrote: btw wats wrong with abdul kalam..he seems to have voiced his opinion for seperate telangana :shock: :shock: :roll:
ahem!!correction. :oops: voice his opinion in support for sepe...
nuttin's wrong with AK...president only reads out speeches written by the ruling party on occassions like this. and the Cong has included it only to satisfy KCR coz of his 'sacrifice' :Roll: dont worry the commies have one good thing in them: they r anti-telangana n wudn't allow it. even congress (esp YSR) is againt it....
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by Adonis » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:39 am

^^ yes i hate to see Andhra pradesh split in to two !!!...

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by Stingrae » Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:52 am

now he's pleadin Temporary Insanity!!!!!!!!



hahahahaha!!!!!!!!



ROTFL!!!!!!!!



these guy never cease to amaze me at d way they make a nice masala movie outta real life.... :roll:
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by akhilis2cool » Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:47 am

i dunno whats happening....the guy who got shot says...BK didnt shoot him....wtf is happening here...another movie I guess.



but i just cant believe...I guy who is dancing his guts out one day cant walk on his own the next day????
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by rabbithole » Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:24 am

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by akhilis2cool » Thu Jun 10, 2004 1:11 pm

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by rabbithole » Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:43 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
rabbithole wrote:
rabbithole wrote: btw wats wrong with abdul kalam..he seems to have voiced his opinion for seperate telangana :shock: :shock: :roll:
ahem!!correction. :oops: voice his opinion in support for sepe...
nuttin's wrong with AK...president only reads out speeches written by the ruling party on occassions like this. and the Cong has included it only to satisfy KCR coz of his 'sacrifice' :Roll: dont worry the commies have one good thing in them: they r anti-telangana n wudn't allow it. even congress (esp YSR) is againt it....




hope so :roll:
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by BALAKRISHNA » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:54 am

nandamuri balakrishna (NBK) meets TOM HANKS

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our own Balayya is travelling in a flight and happens to get a seat beside no other than Tom hanks himself. but Balayya doesnt know that he is Tom Hanks. their conversation goes like this -



NBK: hello. (smiles and shakes his head)

Tom Hanks: hi, how do u do

NBK: great. i am returning from nandeeswarudu shooting in LA

Tom Hanks: really ? cool. i am an actor myself

NBK: i am a great actor

Tom Hanks: says who

NBK: myself

Tom Hanks: (blank face) Good for you. they say i am a good actor too. i won a couple oscars also

NBK: i won a couple vamsee berkeley awards

Tom Hanks: i can see that

NBK: my father was greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: (surprised) dont tell me you are paul newman's only son

NBK: i am tenth son of NTR

Tom Hanks: who is NTR

NBK: he is the greatest actor in the world

Tom Hanks: wow and all these days i was wondering if that would be paul newman or peter sellers. can you name a movie of your father's ?

NBK: superman

Tom Hanks: now you confuse me. i thought christopher reeves was superman

NBK: acting is in my blood

Tom Hanks: interesting. i have haemoglobin in my blood

NBK: my father was a great actor

Tom Hanks: youve said that before

NBK: ok. theres not much more to talk for me

Tom Hanks: i would love to see some of your work

NBK: (pulls a vhs out of his bag) here watch this

Tom Hanks: what is it

NBK: its my latest movie seema simham . which means lion of the area

Tom Hanks: interesting. what is it about

NBK: it is about two friends. one of them kills the others kid. now the

other guy wants to kill this guy's kid. but the fact is that this one's

kid becomes the other one's kid and in the end they have the same kid.

Tom Hanks: (turning towards air hostess) can i be moved to a different

seat please

NBK: (smiles and shakes head) :lol:
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by NTR » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:56 am

After conversation with balaiah he moved to a another seat in the same flight and it happens to be a next seat of Jr.NTR. EVen Jr.Ntr doesn't that his Tom Hanks

Their conversation goes like this:



Tom Hanks: I couldn't belive that guy was saying his father "NTR" was the greatest actor in the world.

Jr.NTR: Nandamuri TAraka Rama RAo, NTR, is the greatest actor in the world and my babai (uncle) is next to him

Tom Hanks: (with a surprise) Who are you?

Jr.NTR: I am the true successor of the great legend NTR.

Tom Hanks: Anyway, who are you???

Jr.NTR: NTR is my tata garu: it means his my grand father. He is always with me even though he is in the heaven. MY babai....

Tom Hanks: (cuts his conversation and says) Oh God, are you also an actor?

Jr.NTR: Yes, Even though my babai doesn't talk to me his blessing are always with me. His movies are inspired me. My babi and my tata ...

Tom Hanks: (again ineterrupts his talk and he doesn't want to talk anymore about movies and he wants to shift the conversation to something else)

ARe you married?

Jr.NTR: NO, but, I fell in love with the beautiful girl in the world.

TomHankswith a surprise looks) dont tell me you are in love with KOUrikova

Jr.NTR: No, I am in love with Aarti agarwal

Tom Hanks: Who is she?

JR.NTR: you dont know her (surprise in his face). She is pretty, I cannot explain it you. But, I promised my mom and to the industry people that I never propose her to marry me.

Tom Honks: Why?

Jr.NTR: They think it spoils my carrer.

Tom Hanks: Dont say that Holly wood industry said to you like that

Jr.NTR: NO Tollywood industry. My tata and my babai are responsible for raising of tollywood industry to this level. MY babai acted in two great movies. He really inspired me......

Tom Honks ( angry, frustrated and cuts his bhajana and asks): what is your name?

Jr.NTR: NTR, my mother put this name because my tata and my babai......



Tom Hanks is so confused and ready to get down of that flight at next stop because the next available empty seat is besides no other than Mr.Nandamuri Tarakaratna
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Fri Jun 11, 2004 1:57 am

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by underwear » Fri Jun 11, 2004 2:07 am

this joke is telugu





anaganaga oka roju, yuvaratna, boxoffice bonanza nandamuri balakrishna, ollu tomukuni occhi, underwear vesukuntunte adi kasta chinigi poyindita



underwear koukkundam ani shop ki velli, akkada salesman SIZE adigite 'nandamuri SIZE' ani ceppadanta:o



adem size saaar ani adgite

' ehe ehehey, verokari size vesukovadam ma vamsam lone leedu. anduke ma vamsanikoka spl size undi'
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by Habitual Perfectionist » Fri Jun 11, 2004 2:44 am

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Naaku Telugu Raadu!!!
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