Vision 2020

[Singamsetty Rajesh]

Budget 2020 will be identical to 2002 \'cause every Finance Minister will follow a 2 year plan. Year 1:Impose taxes. Year 2: Roll back
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<br>Everything in the world will be Made in China.
<br>The average IQ of the American President will drop below that of an orangutan
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<br>India and Pak will find new ways to fight at the LOC -what with leaders expanding their vocabulary through diplomatic talks
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<br>Aishwarya Rai will become an environmental threat. World\'s major scientists will be working on experiments to immortalise her - not because she is beautiful but because she is made of plastic
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<br>Ekta Kapoor will forward KSBKBT by 140 years. Tulsi\'s bahu\'s bahu\'s bahu\'s bahu\'s bahu\'s saas\'s saas\'s saas\'s saas\'s saas will be played by Tuls
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<br>Jayalalithaa will weigh 13 kgs more than an average baby elephant. She will receive an invitation from Sentosa Island, Singapore to be a part of their zoo and will accept to increase India\'s forex earnings. Her saris will cover more area than her state
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<br>Sonia Gandhi will complete her Rapidex Hindi Speaking course, but by 2020 English will become the national language!
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<br>Laloo\'s family members will occupy the Bihar CM\'s chair for a minimum of 3 months each. Marriages in his family will help India achieve its GDP target
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<br>Mumbai local trains will improve! They will be run at 234% of its crowd capacity compared to 236% in 2002.Commuters will be treated to a sight of the world\'s longest \'garden\'
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<br>Bankrupt State Governments will be sold off to the private sector
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<br>Chandrababu Naidu will be in rehabilitation home after being classified as a compulsive hacker when caught trying to hack into his own account.
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<br>Aamir Khan will STILL be in the news for his maiden production film
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<br>Obnoxiously expensive cabs will make way for obnoxiously expensive buses. People will begin jogging to work
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<br>Pervez Musharraf will have made 13201 promises of \"free and fair\" elections in Pakistan
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<br>Every alternate day will be a day. 12th Feb will be ‘Valentine Expectation Day’, 16th Feb will be ‘Valentine Hangover Day’......
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[JustaLittleUnwell]

I\'m sure it\'s a copy-paste job, but still brilliant
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<br>Continuing on the semi-pessimistic line of thought,
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<br>Hyderabad roads would continue to be re-laid and cleaned up only to coincide with VIP visits / Sporting events, and the vehicle owners would be wishing for such events to happen more often.
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<br>The title of AP CM would be formally changed to CEO, following the hype & hoopla surrounding whatever our \'beloved\' CM is doing.
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<br>People would continue to wonder what is the \'next big thing\' after the IT - BPO - Biotech waves have failed to raise the prosperity levels by any significant extent.
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<br>Amitabh Bachchan would be the numero uno hero of Bollywood.
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<br>Togadia will go around the country distributing \'Vishnu chakras\' (since the Trishuls would have lost their sheen by then). Laloo would distribute sling shots to counter them.
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<br>World Bank / WTO officials would make statements that India could be the most promising economy and the surprise package of the century.
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<br>Fixing bugs created by today\'s American programmers will provide employment to millions of Indian programmers then. The Infosys / Wipro /TCS etc would be quick to sense such opportunities and position themselves accordingly to earn valuable foreign exchange for the country.
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<br>On Aug 15th 2020, I will receive that same mail (sent to 100 other ppl) which goes on and on about how India was a great country in the past, and how Indians in the US have invented / discovered / designed / risen to great positions. (The Pentium chip, the digit \'zero\', the works...... if u understand what i\'m talking abt)

[JustaLittleUnwell]

I\'m sure it\'s a copy-paste job, but still brilliant
<br>
<br>Continuing on the semi-pessimistic line of thought,
<br>
<br>Hyderabad roads would continue to be re-laid and cleaned up only to coincide with VIP visits / Sporting events, and the vehicle owners would be wishing for such events to happen more often.
<br>
<br>The title of AP CM would be formally changed to CEO, following the hype & hoopla surrounding whatever our \'beloved\' CM is doing.
<br>
<br>People would continue to wonder what is the \'next big thing\' after the IT - BPO - Biotech waves have failed to raise the prosperity levels by any significant extent.
<br>
<br>Amitabh Bachchan would be the numero uno hero of Bollywood.
<br>
<br>Togadia will go around the country distributing \'Vishnu chakras\' (since the Trishuls would have lost their sheen by then). Laloo would distribute sling shots to counter them.
<br>
<br>World Bank / WTO officials would make statements that India could be the most promising economy and the surprise package of the century.
<br>
<br>Fixing bugs created by today\'s American programmers will provide employment to millions of Indian programmers then. The Infosys / Wipro /TCS etc would be quick to sense such opportunities and position themselves accordingly to earn valuable foreign exchange for the country.
<br>
<br>On Aug 15th 2020, I will receive that same mail (sent to 100 other ppl) which goes on and on about how India was a great country in the past, and how Indians in the US have invented / discovered / designed / risen to great positions. (The Pentium chip, the digit \'zero\', the works...... if u understand what i\'m talking abt)

[JustaLittleUnwell]

I\'m sure it\'s a copy-paste job, but still brilliant
<br>
<br>Continuing on the semi-pessimistic line of thought,
<br>
<br>Hyderabad roads would continue to be re-laid and cleaned up only to coincide with VIP visits / Sporting events, and the vehicle owners would be wishing for such events to happen more often.
<br>
<br>The title of AP CM would be formally changed to CEO, following the hype & hoopla surrounding whatever our \'beloved\' CM is doing.
<br>
<br>People would continue to wonder what is the \'next big thing\' after the IT - BPO - Biotech waves have failed to raise the prosperity levels by any significant extent.
<br>
<br>Amitabh Bachchan would be the numero uno hero of Bollywood.
<br>
<br>Togadia will go around the country distributing \'Vishnu chakras\' (since the Trishuls would have lost their sheen by then). Laloo would distribute sling shots to counter them.
<br>
<br>World Bank / WTO officials would make statements that India could be the most promising economy and the surprise package of the century.
<br>
<br>Fixing bugs created by today\'s American programmers will provide employment to millions of Indian programmers then. The Infosys / Wipro /TCS etc would be quick to sense such opportunities and position themselves accordingly to earn valuable foreign exchange for the country.
<br>
<br>On Aug 15th 2020, I will receive that same mail (sent to 100 other ppl) which goes on and on about how India was a great country in the past, and how Indians in the US have invented / discovered / designed / risen to great positions. (The Pentium chip, the digit \'zero\', the works...... if u understand what i\'m talking abt)

[JustaLittleUnwell]

Oooops, sorry abt the multiple submissions. The site was too sluggish...... or maybe i was too impatient.

[rajesh singamsetty]

Hi you are exactly right, that was copy paste factor
<br>but not all of them.
<br>above all 4 points were mine.
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<br>thanx the reply
<br>rajesh

[Mayavi Morpheus]

Not to be critical but there is nothing that u\'ve added, everything is copied from this link (assuming that the page is not created by u )
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<br>http://www.jammag.com/humerus/horro/future/future.htm
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<br>Anyway, good stuff...

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