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[BM]

1. God gave you your face, but you have to provide the expression.
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2. Minds are like parachutes they only function when they are open.
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3. Know what to do, do what you know.
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4. Stop believing that one person\'s action don\'t matter.
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5. You have to know a lot to know how little you know.
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6. A smile is an expensive way to improve your looks.
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7. Our life is not shaped by the event but by the meaning we attch to it.
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8. A pretty face is not the passport; it is a visa and it runs out fast.
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9. Happiness doesn\'t come from our circumstances, but from the way we think about them.
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10. Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
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11. Wisdom we know is the knowledge of good and evil not the strength to choose between the two.
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12. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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13. The thing that impresses me these days is the way parents obey their children.
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14. Starve your problems, feed your opportunities.
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15. Trees give us two crucial elements for survival: oxygen and books.
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16. Forget the nonsense that every single moment in life is serious.
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17. Common sense always speaks too late.
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18. When a man opens the car door for his wife, it\'s either a new car or a new wife.

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Thanks BM - good ones.
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Item 6... I thought a smile is an inexpensive way to to improve ones looks. Right?

[BM]

A blind man enters a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, \"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five things:
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1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
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2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
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3 - I\'m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
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5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
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Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?\"
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The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, \"Nah, not if I\'m gonna have to explain it five times.\"

[BM]

Yes you are correct and thanks for liking.

[Learner]

Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaa!
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Great BM - Thanks.

[neeraja]

BM, I guess you are the man pretending to be blind and wanting to tell the Blonde joke. Right?