Telugu Guy vs James Bond

[BM]

The character James Bond has a peculiar style of introducing himself - first calling himself Bond, then followed by great smile and finally saying James Bond. His style is absolutely killing, but he doesn\'t know the consequences when he meets our great South Indian guy (from Andhra Pradesh). Hey, look at this, when Bond meets a Telugu person!
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James Bond: \"My name is Bond...\" (Smiles and then says) "...James Bond.\"
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James Bond: \"And you?\"
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Telugu Guy: \" I am Sai...\"
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\"Venkat Sai...\"
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\"Siva Venkata Sai...\"
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\"Laximinarayana Siva Venkata Sai...\"
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\"Srinivasulu Laximinarayana Siva Venkata Sai...\"
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\"Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Sivi Venkata Sai...\"
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\"Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhra Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...\"
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\"Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...\"
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James Bond faints!!

[raju@raju.com]

But the Telugus are much too open guys than Malayalis, Tamilians and Hindiwalas.

[Mayavi Morpheus.]

After he fainted, Bond was helped by some local guys to a hospital. After recovering, Bond met the good doc who treated him and introduced himself in a different way, hoping to avoid the ordeal he faced before.
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Bond:
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\"My name is Bond, James Bond, James to you\"
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To that the good \'ol doc:
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\"My names is Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam, Balls to you\".

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Rofl! Hehehe... good one Morphy!

[b.]

Hey Mayavi,
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Good shot man!
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If Bond is Punjabi, I think he will insist \' Abay Bond Sahab bol, samjhaa\'.