Junk - The Mahabharat Style!!!

by **Smocking Rock** » Wed May 28, 2003 7:01 pm

Do you know the importance of sending Junk-mails, no... no... no... then Arjunaaa hear this: Krishna:
\"Arjun, Try to respect the e-mails of your elders.\" Arjun: \"But Vasudev, how dare I send junk mails to my honourable elders who are logged on to honourable domains ?\" 
Krishna: \"Paarth, at this moment they neither are your friend nor your foes. They are mere mail-users. So follow your Net-dharma. Logon and send dozens of junk mails. This
is your Karma and this alone is your Dharma.\" Arjun: \"Hey Murari! After seeing all this, I feel like resigning from Software Industry itself.\" Krishna: \"Bandhu, it seems you are caught in a vicious circle of Maaya. In this material world you have none and you
are committed to none. Junk mails have existed before you came to this world and shall remain long after you are gone. Rise above this Maaya and perform your duty. Just keep sending junk mails.\" Arjun:
\"But Devaki Nandan...!\" Krishna:
\"...Victory or failure is not in your hands. So
stop pondering about results. Don\'t waste your
knowledge on the junk shastra bestowed by your Guru Dronacharya.\" Arjun: \"Hey Keshav, how is junk mail related to the \'system\'?\" Krishna: \"Junk mail is just junk mail. It has no connection with Hardware. However, it is another matter that it
overloads the system... fills up the hard disk..., but you are not supposed to worry about it. Listen Kunti putra, the way Aatma leaves one physical body and moves onto another, likewise
these junk mails move from system to system.\" Arjun: \"How can one define junk mail?\" Krishna:
\"Neither fire can burn it, nor air can dry it. Neither it can be conquered nor it can be defeated. He who sends junk mails cannot be looked down upon even by Mahadev... Junk mails are immortal.\" Arjun:
\"Hey Narayan! Now all my doubts on junk mail are
crystal clear. You have opened my eyes Yashoda
Nandan, or else I would have lost myself in Maaya and read all the junk mails myself.\" 
............. MAHAAABHAAAAARAT ............ 
Years have passed since then, generations have come and gone, seasons have cycled, technology advanced, but junk mails remain. 
So, go on, contribute something to the history by
hitting that forward button yet again to send this
junk mail to all!!!

by **Doc** » Sat May 31, 2003 8:03 pm

Hi S ROCK, U know now why no one ackd u r this board. This in Bad taste and redicules.

by **Anil** » Sat May 31, 2003 10:28 pm

Very true! I am not a prude but frankly, it wasn\'t funny at all. It was so tedious to read (and the posting was messed up also - with placement of line breaks in wrong places) I gave up after few sentences.

by **Archie** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:56 am

yep. was in bad taste. did not even feel like saying this too, sorry.

by **Smocking Rock** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 12:22 pm

Ok, sorry to post such posts. But Junta (especially Anil) regarding placement of line breaks in wrong places, I can\'t do anything after I posted it i.e i can\'t edit it (I have no option), I think this was the job of Fullhyd team.

by **Arch** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 1:15 pm

Cool Sport, u r Smocking rock, keep it up.

by **Anil** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 9:04 pm

Chill out Smocking Rock and take it easy! I didn\'t meant anything personal. BTW, what is with the word \"Junta\"? When you post something, stand up for it and be ready to face the flak too. I am sure everyone is entitled to have his/her opinion. Just because of that, don\'t go on calling them as \"Junta\" or whatever.

by **pal** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 11:34 pm

Chill out Anil and take it easy!!!...Junta doesnt mean anything as u thought... i mean its not used to abuse some one....i use it a number of times daily when talking tp ppl....it means \"people\"....i wonder how u din know that...

by **Kishore** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 12:17 pm

Oh I dunno, I thought it was quite funny!

by **Smocking Rock** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 5:14 pm

Thanks Pal for clarifying the doubt Mr. Anil has got. Naturally nobody wants to read messages which are not presented good (like this was before). Now that this board is formatted I bet u can read this and have fun yourself.

by **Anil** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 4:33 am

Oh! You meant Janata (as in Hindi). I thought, you were referring to Junta as used in English (or rather Spanish) and it usually refers to someone who grabs the power (especially in a coupe). Anyway, my mistake. Unconditional apologies

by **vegmanjuria** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:03 pm

Ok people, we all respect Gita and love Krishna. I think we shld also stop getting hyper because this mail is formatted in the Gita way. Frankly, this is a cool forward and I find no offence to Gita!

by KK » Thu Jun 05, 2003 4:16 am

Guys.. just read those lines.. don\'t search for mistakes.. its just a little creative thought and SR put it on our board...its fun.. and there is nothing to get offended about \"Gita\"...we keep talking about many things like this in a funny way in our daily lives...i knew a person who can make you laugh for hours by just saying \"satyanarayan pooja\" in a funny way...so take it easy folks.. and have some fun. And pls. don\'t ask me what is this pooja...inquire urself.

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