Saddam is dead, war is almost over ...

[popesmokesdope]

yes, all u anti-war people can breathe now, official press release from the briefing at camp doha by gen. collin franks as told to the news reporters:<br><br>Camp Doha, Qatar: Today we have confirmed reports that Saddam Hussein and one of his sons, the notorious Uday Hussein, have been assasinated by inside members of the Baath party. This has lead a very significant turn and twist in our free Iraq operation. With the end of the head of the regime, it is now time to move on ahead to capture those other fringe elements of the Baath party and the fidayeen terrorists who have links with Al Qaeda.
The republican guards have abandoned their posts and retreated into Baghdad and some of them have surrendered to allied forces. This effectively brings us one step closer to the end of this long and bloody war and end of a brutal regime.
The coalition forces have a new task at hand, to restore law and order in Iraq and to oversee the handing of power and rule to a new democratically elected candidate by the liberated people of Iraq. The bombings will stop. All those who read this with disbelief, happy April fool to you. All those who did not believe - tell that to yourself, you fell for this.

[fuming Hyderabadi]

How brilliant! You certainly deserve a Noble Prize, a Padma Sri, for this... keep it up... God bless this board!