Rejected one liners;()!

by **lucifer-in-disguise** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 11:01 am

Man: \"Haven\'t we met before?\" Woman: \"Yes, I\'m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.\" Man: \"Haven\'t I seen you someplace before? Woman: \"Yeah, that\'s why I don\'t go there anymore.\" Man: \"Is this seat empty?\" Woman: \"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.\" Man: \"So, wanna go back to my place?\" Woman: \"Well, I don\'t know. Will two people fit under a rock?\" Man: \"Your place or mine?\"
 Woman: \"Both. You go to yours and I\'ll go to mine.\" Man: \"I\'d like to call you. What\'s your number?\" 
Woman: \"It\'s in the phone book.\" 
Man: \"But I don\'t know your name.\" Woman: \"That\'s in the phone book too.\" Man: \"So what do you do for a living?\" Woman: \"I\'m a female impersonator.\" Man: \"What sign were you born under?\" Woman: \"No Parking.\" 
Man: \"Hey, baby, what\'s your sign?\" Woman: \"Do not Enter\" Man: \"How do you like your eggs in the morning?\" Woman: \"Unfertilized !\"
 Man: \"Hey, come on, we\'re both here at this bar for the same reason.\" Woman: \"Yeah! Let\'s pick up some chicks!\" Man: \"I\'m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy. 
Woman: \"You mean you\'ve got both a donkey and a Great
Dane?\" Man: \"I know how to please a woman.\" 
Woman: \"Then please leave me alone.\" Man: \"I want to give myself to you.\" 
Woman: \"Sorry, I don\'t accept cheap gifts.\" 
Man: \"I can tell that you want me.\" Woman: \"Ohhhh. You\'re so right. I want you to
leave.\" 
Man: \"If I could see you naked, I\'d die happy.\" Woman: \"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I\'d probably die laughing.\" 
Man: \"Hey cutie, how \'bout you and I hitting the hot
spots?\" Woman: \"Sorry, I don\'t date outside my species..\"
 Man: \"Your body is like a temple.\" 
Woman: \"Sorry, there are no services today.\" 
Man: \"I\'d go through anything for you.\" 
Woman: \"Good! Let\'s start with your bank account.\" Man: \"I would go to the end of the world for you.\" Woman: \"Yes, but would you stay there?\"

by **NEERAJ** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 11:13 am

L-I-D, it is wonderful and very interesting! You made my day buddy...

by **Telugu Thalli again** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 3:01 am

LID, where did you Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V that joke

by **Telugu Naina** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 5:57 pm

Telugu Thalli - tum ko ped ginnay ki bahot aadat hai - aam khao ped mat gino !!

Rejected one liners;()!