by The Crackednut » Sun Jul 07, 2002 5:44 pm
I\'m a short,fat,dark,balding, pimple faced guy with two buck teeth getting me a lot of (unwanted) attention, while my squint eye only makes the matters worse when i stand in front of a girl.the limp in my right leg never gets me to stand straight,that\'s why i use the help of me hunchback to starighten up.And that\'s only if no-one realised my breasts!!!...**long pause**...So if i\'m bad, how worse could you get???