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[Scam Mails!]

hey.. put in all ur scam mails here... ppl r getting confused with the chain mail thread ... it means "chain mail" i guess .. not scam mails.. so this is a new thread for scam mails... post away!

[Nyx!]

here i go.. the first one from me .. i can post many... god knows y i m their favorite..

From: Mrs.Ros Ndlovu
Email:rosndl@yahoo.com

Dear Sir/Madam,


I write to introduce this important business opportunity to you irrespective of the fact that we have not seen or know each other before believing that it will be of immense benefit to both of us. Let me formally introduce myself. Iam. Mrs.Ros Ndlovu the chief auditor of amalgamated bank of south africa (Absa) I got your contact from my secretary who operates computer in my earnest search for a reliable individual who can assist me to make this transaction a reality with believe in God that you will never let me down.

There is an outstanding sum of ($22,000,000.00) Twenty Two Million United State Dollars) belonging to Mr. William Walter a foreigner and a miner in the Kruger Gold Co. a geologist by profession. This fund was deposited since 1995 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account. After going through some old files in the records, l discovered that the owner of this dormant account Mr. William Walter does not exist anymore and that if l do not remit this fund out urgently, it would be forfeited for nothing.

I am contacting you because of the need to involve with account and foreign beneficiary. I need your full cooperation to make this work out fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to a foreigner, who has the correct information of this account which l will provide to you. Should this interest you, kindly furnish me with your overseas bank account details including your private phone and fax number for easy communication. Meanwhile, am prepared to transfer this sum of $22Million. With my position now in the office, l can transfer the money to any foreigner's reliable account, which you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending my physical arrival in your country for sharing.

I will destroy all documents of transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any place. And will also use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of the money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of ministries and foreign exchange departments. I have resolved to compensate you by offering a brokerage commission of 35% net pre-transfer expenses you may incur, 5% set aside for general expenses 60% will be for me and l guarantee you that all expenses during the transfer are subject to refund.

Most importantly, l must emphasize that this business requires the utmost confidentiality and trustworthiness. We need to make an agreement that will bind us together and the same will protect our individual interest in the near future. I will apply for an annual leave to get Visa for a trip to your country once l confirms your readiness for this operation. In recognition to your personal executive power and investment opportunities that is bound in your country, do know that l have in mind to establish a genuine business relationship with you in the nearest future, if you will be able to help me. In order to expedite action, let me receive your approval or reply through the above telephone or e-mail address.

Please accept my compliments, as l awaits your kind response.

Mrs.Ros Ndlovu
(Chief Auditor)
Email:rosndl@yahoo.com

[Moonmist]

one more to go from my side... think everybody has a very good spam filter... except me

TRANSFER OF ($ 126,000.000.00 USD}
{ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX
MILLION
DOLLARS)

I am Mr.Richard mozumba, the Auditor General of prime banks
here South Africa, during the course of our auditing, I discovered a
floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1995 and since 1998
nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old
files in the records I discovered that the owner of the account died
without a [heir] hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this
money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The owner of this
account is Mr. Frankline Sullivan, a foreigner, a miner and an
industrialist. He made millions of dollars before he died misteriously
.
Since 1993 no other person knows about this account or any thing
concerning it. My investigation proved to me that the account has no
other beneficiary and that Mr. Frankline Sullivan until his death was
the manager Sullivan Coy.(pty). SA. We will start the first transfer
with Twenty six million dollars [$26,000,000.00] upon successful
transaction without any disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply
for the payment of the remaining amount to your account. The amount
involved is (USD 126M) One Twenty six million United States Dollars
only. I want to first transfer $26,000.000 [Twenty Six million United
States Dollar] from this money into a safe foreigners account abroad
before the rest, but I don't know any foreigner.I am revealing this to
you with believein God that you will never let me down in this
business. Send any of your Account so that we start the Business in
your name.

The bank official will destroy all documents of
transaction immediately we receive this money leaving no trace to any
place and to build confidence, you can come immediately to discuss with
me face to face after which I will make this remittance in your
presence and three of us will fly to your country at least two days
ahead of the money going into the account. At the conclusion of this
business, you will be given 35% of the total amount, 60% will be for
me, while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred
during the process of transferring.

Best Regards,
Mr.Richard Mozumba.