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by Cragg » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:25 pm

I think why not make a collection of all the chain emails which we receive .

I mean those which ask u to forward to 5, 10, 20, 30 all ur friends and expect something gr8 to happen. WTF

something like




Subject: UK Requirement
>
>Dear Friends,
>Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
>fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL
>are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure
>that Internet Explorer remains the
>most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail
>beta test.
>
>When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
>track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time
>period.
>
>For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
>you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it
>on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that
>receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two week! s, Microsoft
>will contact you for your address and then send you a cheque.
>
>Regards.
>Charles S. Bailey
>General Manager Field Operations
>1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-245-1085 or RNX 292-1085
>Charles_Bailey@csx.com
>
>I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this
>e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted me for my address
>and within days, I received a cheque for US$24, 800.00. You need to
>respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this
>Bill Gates is the man.
>
>It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
>people as possible.
>You are bound to get at least US$10, 000.00.
>We're not going to help them out with their
>e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My
>brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to
>visit him for the Baylor/UT game.
>
>
>
>She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was
>stamped "Paid In Full".
>
>Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real
>
>Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the
>largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains
>the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail
>beta test.
>
>
>When you forward this e-mail to friends, I! ntel can and will track
>it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
>
>
>For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
>you $203.15.
>For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft
>will pay you
>$156.29
>And for every third person that receives it, you will be paid
>$17.65.
>Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address and then
>send you a check.
>I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my good friend's
>Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel, actually got a check of $4,54323
>by forwarding this e-mail.
>
>Try it; what have you got to lose????
>
>Suresh ,
>Windows XP Support - Research Team
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>************************
>CAUTION: This message contains confidential information and is
>intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named
>addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this
>e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have
>received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your
>system.
>
>E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free
>as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed,
>arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender and the
>Company therefore does not accept liability for any errors or
>omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a result
>of e-mail transmission nor for any damage caused by any virus
>transmitted by this e-mail.
>
>If verification
>is required please request a hard-copy version or contact the sender
>immediately.
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by mAnOmAn » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:04 pm

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters
to me in 2003 & 2004. Because of your kindness:

I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing
toilet stains.

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with
AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer.

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I
even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
Singapore and Tokyo.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick
from the rat feces and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl no matter how hot she is, for
fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and
leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was
about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been
7 since 1993...)

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their
special e-mail program would arrive soon.

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a
paid vacation to Disneyland.

Tired of calling divya singh (Siemens employee) who needs help for her hubby
suffering from Lung cellular cancer especially when she was not married!!

_IMPORTANT NOTE:_
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will crap on your head today at 5:30pm




what say Buddy?????
There is a wrong way of doing things, there is a right way of doing things and there is MY way ........
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by Aamir » Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:42 pm

r. Joseph Wong

Credit Officer,

Bank of East Asia

16/F, Tower 1, Admiralty

Centre, 18 Harcourt Road,

Central, Hong Kong.



Dear Friend,



I am Mr. Joseph Wong, Credit Officer Bank Of East Asia (BEA) Hong Kong. I have a sincere and very confidential business proposition for you.



On October 6th 1999, a British Consultant / Contractor with the Chinese Ministry of Agriculture, Mr. David Woodbin made a (Fixed) Deposit for Twelve calendar months, valued at US$43,600,000.00 (Forty Three Million six Hundred United State Dollars only) in my branch.



Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Chinese Ministry of Agriculture that Mr. David Woodbin died after a brief illness on prostrate cancer. On further indebt investigation, I found out that he died without notifying anybody about the deposit in my bank. This sum of US$43,600,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it.



According to the Hong Kong Law, under the Chinese constitution at the expiration of 6 (Six) years, such funds will revert to the ownership of the Government for financing military operations on defense affairs, such as purchasing of arms and ammunitions for the military.



Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. David Woodbin so that you will be able to receive his funds.



The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you on your assistance. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by my attorney and with my position as the Accounting Officer, guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately.



Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and that will help you understand the transaction.



You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.



Awaiting your urgent reply.



Thanks and regards.



Mr. Joseph Wong





WTF am i going to do with that money if i ever get it LOL :lol: :lol:
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by CtrlAltDel » Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:33 pm

wow! the scam has shifted continents from africa to asia!



:lol:
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings :roll:
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me :D
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