missing mark

[san]

rock, some stuff u got in that head

[HH]

^^^^^ ... rock***** ... head'''''

***** Rock ... Needed To Knock ... ^^^^^ "san"se ... "san"ity ... er ... "san"mati ... Into '''' Head ... ... Where Is Sense In Present Sense er Tense !?!

[vakibs]

rock, lemme bow to u and give u the rock salute u rock dude !



To do my part, I'll give the prequel of the story of the little blue imp.



Once in a hospital, a healthy baby is born but its mom looks at it and says, "Ewww It stinks a lot, I cleaned a lot of times but it stinks still. Something tells me that this baby will grow up only to lead a horrible life getting its asskicked a lot. Should I kill it now instead ? " But she decides against it. The baby grows up into a howling kid. He doesnt pick up any manner as he grows up, most importantly the toilet manners. At every place he goes to he sticks open his tiny weeny and pees a little, it gives him the stupid satisfaction that he is the king of that place. One day, some elder men come upto him and say "If you dont behave properly son, you won't be accepted in the company of men. And with these habiits, the dogs will get to think u are one of them. " But the boy says "Who cares about other dogs. I am the biggest dog of all." Then one day, a dog is doing its errands and finds the kid sticking it open and shooting it down on a lamp post. "You dirty bitch. You dont belong to this place. This is mine. So shut up and get the fack out of here." But the kid is an arrogant bitch and he replies "I am the biggest dog of all. So I'll pee wherever I want." And he goes peeing everywhere.



Some days later, the kid gets sorrounded by a pack of 24 dogs. One dog comes and tears his clothes off. Another one takes some hot glue and pours it down on his weeny sealing it permanantly. Then they all insert their red hot wicks into 24 orrifices of the kid's body. After several hours of massive orgy. the kid's body and brain get filled up with gooey dog semen and his skin starts turning into a blue color.



And then the kid realizes that he has to pee. The liquid comes bursting down but it cannot get out (because the opening is sealed with hot glue). The kid who turned into a little blue imp now starts running looking for a place to pee, and he has never stopped running ever since.



(Until he wandered into the cyberworld and got tied up by the lords of the cyberworld to a tree. He later received a brutal orgy of horny wild cats.. but thats another story)

[Kenny]

rock, lemme bow to u and give u the rock salute u rock dude !

I'm not saying I agree with all of this, but here it is anyway.

[HH]

Grrrrrrrrrr .... Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr .... Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbb ... Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaa ... Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggg ... Gaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeee ... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rock fan....]

There was this guy who was so insecure, that even if you had some fun, which had no relation to this guy, he would come up and start calling people names. One fine day, the good merry chaps of the Cyberaworld became quite agitated of this mutant imp and decided he must be taught a lesson. So the next time, they sat around their neem tree, making merry, they caught sight of this imp heading towards them and they decided it was time. Suddenly all the meriment stopped and this imp was.......................................................
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Kya Kreative Yar .........

[CtrlAltDel]

rock, lemme bow to u and give u the rock salute u rock dude !

I'm not saying I agree with all of this, but here it is anyway.

satanic salute from me too!

[vakibs]

rock, lemme bow to u and give u the rock salute u rock dude !

I'm not saying I agree with all of this, but here it is anyway.

I read it in the Da-Vinci Code book that the usage of the bull symbol for satan was a later age addition. Previously, bull had been the symbol of the Egyptian god "Amon" who was the god of fertility and sexual vigor (This makes a lot of sense because the bulls which are used to till the land are interlinked with the fertility) This Egyptian god Amon was also worshipped in several societies in Europe due to the colonial influence Egyptian-Roman empire. Later on, when christianity arrived, the high-priests purposely attributed bad meanings to several symbols of the previous religion in order to malign them and wipe them out of their use. Thus the bull became to be associated with the evil satan.



Well, when you give the rock salute, you are acknowledging the sexual vigor of the person and bravo'ing him for that Sex is good u see, not evil (another element introduced by organized christian religion)

[vakibs]

Also I suspect that the Muslim name "Aman" is a corruption of the word "Amon" since I am not aware of any person with that name exists in the Muslim religious history. Somebody who knows about this please correct me if wrong. Even though these deities were maligned in the later ages, some elements of their worship have survived in the modern religions.

[rock_26iin]

rock, lemme bow to u and give u the rock salute u rock dude !

I'm not saying I agree with all of this, but here it is anyway.

satanic salute from me too!

Thank you for that satanic gesture.



To do my part :