Competition, this is just a joke, but I would like to receiv

[kite]

A British doctor says \"Medicine in my country is so advanced that we take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks\"

A German doctors says, \"Thats nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.\"

A Russion doctors says, \"In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks\".

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, \"You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the counry is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war\".

[Indian D]

Good one Kite! here\'s one....
Three dogs are talking to each other. The Polish and the Russian Dogs are boasting about their respective countries, how good it is etc etc. The American dog says that he is fed up with his country and countrymen. He is sick of them. He has to bark and bark before anyone notices and gives him a loaf of meat. The Polish dogs says \"Whats meat?? and the Russian dogs asks \"Whats barking??\"

[Smartrick]

Americans with a great proud announced that we have invented a glass cylinder which is thinner than Hair and they sent it to russia, russia took it as a challenge and made a hole in that cylinder from begin to end and sent it to france, France with great effort managed to make threads in that pipe and sent it to Germany, In germany with their special technical skills they made screws for that pipe and tied them both the sides and sent it to India. Now there is nothing to do with that pipe since everthing is done... after a great thought one comeup with the New Idea and they applied it. They Put A Label \'MADE IN INDIA\' on it.

[Arpan]

U think that\'s funny? Beat this!!!

A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the
floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken up by a strange
sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, wholicks her hand. She
is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog hung
in the shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which reads \'Humans
can lick too,\"

[Ehtram]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I\'m Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can\'t afford to die.\" So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary, said, \"I am the wife of the former President the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President.\" She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W Bush, said, \"I\'m President of the United States, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower state. Above all I\'m the cleverest President in American history, the American people won\'t let me die\". So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Osama Bin Laden, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school boy, \"I am a Muslim and Allah will decide about my fate, so I will let you have the last parachute.

The boy said, \"It\'s OK, there\'s a parachute left for you. The Americans\' cleverest President has taken my school backpack.

[Puffer]

CAN ANY BODY TELL ME WHAT DOES \"CAPSTAN\" (u must remember this brand of puff sticks) STANDS FOR ??

[Cancer Patient]

A revolving spool or a spindle. I remember they had a picture of a Capstan on the pack.

[bhaimiya (ex-udhas)]

Nice one Ehteram.