by Hindustan Times » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:03 pm
Hindustan Times EXCLUSIVE:Transcripts of a Phone Conversation Between Upcoming Starlet Gayatri Joshi & an Unidentified Person.
Him:Hello Gayatriji.How Are you?
GJ:Fine.Thank You.May I Know WHom Am I Speaking to?
Him:I am a Fan of yours.
GJ:Oh! This is Wierd.I Never Received a Fan-Call Till date,Only Fan-Mail.
Him:Oh! So that Makes me your First Fan-Caller?
GJ:Yes.Isn't That Great?
Him:Yes.Yippee!
GJ:Nice.
Him:Err....Gayatriji,Can I ask You a small Favour?
GJ:Hmmm....What?
Him:I Need you to Pose for me in a Bikini.
GJ:WHAT!!!! Get lost You Pervert.I Was thinking you're a Nice Guy.Hang Up Before I Call the Police
Him:Cool Gayatri ji Cool. I Know *Beep* *Beep* and *Beep*.If I tell you that this Request is on belalf of them,will you agree?
GJ(After a Pause):No.
Him:Soch Lo...The Consequences may be Grave.....
GJ(After a Longer Pause):You're Drunk!!!
Him:Oh No Ma'am.I am as sane as you are Right Now.
GJ:Sob!!!
Him:See,If *Beep* & *beep* had'nt persuaded Ashutosh & ShahRukh,You'd Have never made it to Bollywood.So Its Time to return the Favour.
GJ:What????
Him:Yes.That's the Truth........
GJ:I Don't Care.You & Those *Beep*s Can Go To Hell.(Slams Down the
Phone)
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