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I am not sure if these below quoted letters were true. But here are a collection of some sick, sick leave letters and applications written by people in various work places

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along

with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

2. Another employee applied for half day leave as

follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at

10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

7. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the

above, please refer to my below..."

8. From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my

mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

9. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an

employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

12. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an

employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

13: A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisementcalling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or

Female'... As I am both ! for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

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Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.



Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix



Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson



Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven



Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany



Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago



Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma



Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota



Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City



Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner. Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens



Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh



Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena



Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God? Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville



Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina



Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron



Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers? Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston

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Suffering From CL-itis ... 1 2 3
* As I Am Suffering From CL-itis … Kindly Sanction Me Casual Leave For The The Rest Of The Year ...
* If You So Order We Will Fornicate The Model For You ...
* Saar ... We Have Come To Pay Our Last Respects ... As You Are Leaving Us On Transfer ...

CL-itis : "Casual Leave"itis ...
CL-itis : "Casual Leave"itis ...
Fornicate : "Fabricate" ....
Pay Our Last Respects : "Bid You Farewell" ...

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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".





During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."



A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."

Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."

Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"

Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : "Now what do I do?"

Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some _ ice cream