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by Habitual Perfectionist » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:34 pm

This will be a thread for funny quotes that you usually come across written on the rear ends of autos, trucks etc. I thought of it when I came across a real pearl today evening...dunno what the writer meant though.



Maternal aunts are as great as mothers



And I've reproduced it verbatim here. Would like help from you all to decipher the author's thoughts.



Then there is the latest classic.....

Jantaraj.com Indiademocracy.com
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Don't understand why those quotes were there.





More such quotes would be welcome here.
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by The Scorpion's Sting » Thu Dec 30, 2004 11:57 pm

Most of the time there are movie titles on the autos but yea, the ones you posted are also very funny :D
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by Jaszalcatraz » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:00 am

I always wonder about this.



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by Habitual Perfectionist » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:32 am

Saw another one on the 31st that went....





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by Sharjeel » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:02 pm

Don't mean to be disrespectful to the Tsunami victims, but was watching Q tv last night, and the ticker line at the bottom of the screen caught muy eye. don't remember it word per word:



......Blah....... People who want to contribute to the Tsunami victims suffering can do so at the ...blah...
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Re: Funny quotes

by ~akidna~ » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:17 pm

Habitual Perfectionist wrote:
Then there is the latest classic.....

Jantaraj.com Indiademocracy.com
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"Contact" MLA/MP


Don't understand why those quotes were there.


More such quotes would be welcome here.




i always wondered about that 2.. :lol:
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by PaSt_pReSeNt_FuTuRe » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:57 pm

some times u'll find some really interestin or some rather funny n cheap shairz written da majnoo typez..as well.... ahh agar urdu parni ati tu kya tha...!

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Re: Funny quotes

by NP » Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:50 pm

Thanks for the info.....I have searched in the net....both the sites are down for maintenance...but I got some good stuff about it in an article of The Hindu.......



e-democracy on three wheels



We always like our democracy to be dressed up in funky garbs, with loads of make-up. But the mode of publicising the same can really be down to earth. Or that's what two websites, http://www.indiademocracy.com and http://www.JantaRaj.com show us.



Both websites are touted as attempts to add the advantages of Information Technology to the `rights' of democracy and extend the same to the masses. The point, however, is the way the creators of these sites have chosen to advertise the sites.



Indiademocracy.com is projected as a platform to interact with elected representatives, in making one's voice heard and to publish one's articles. Jantaraj, meanwhile, is an e-political lobbying tool, to gather public opinion and build awareness about social issues.



...........once the sites are up we will exactly know what the site is all about but the main question is why they have choosen autos....why not trucks they could reach different cities also :wink:



~akidna~ wrote:
Habitual Perfectionist wrote:
Then there is the latest classic.....

Jantaraj.com Indiademocracy.com
Free Website

"Contact" MLA/MP


Don't understand why those quotes were there.


More such quotes would be welcome here.


i always wondered about that 2.. :lol:
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by Jaszalcatraz » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:31 pm

Saw this ad for underwear on the back of an auto.

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by azazel » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:41 pm

read this on the back of an auto in Begumpet or Somajiguda n damn near fell off ma bike:



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by Bimbette » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:11 am

Saw this on a Tee,



"Coffee, Chocolate, Men" Some things are better rich.



Its not funny in the conventional sense but it sure made me chuckle.
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by akhilis2cool » Mon Jan 10, 2005 10:03 am

azazel wrote:read this on the back of an auto in Begumpet or Somajiguda n damn near fell off ma bike:

Naye zamaane ka naya inquilaab hai..
Badan par burkha hai par chehra benaqaab hai!
Wah!
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