How to Lose a GUY/GAL in 5 days

by **nutcracker** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:36 am

Hi ALL,
 Post your top 10 ways as to how to lose a guy or girl....

by **gal loser** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:39 pm

to lose your gal .. very simple
 

 
1. dont budget to her shopping list
 
2. forget her birthday.
 
3. praise her mother that she is very beautiful
 
4. you stop taking bath.
 
5. if she likes pizaas, you say you feel like vomiting thinkging about pizas.
 
6. praise the other glas while dancing..
 

 
i am sure with the above 6 points you would be very successful in losing your gal... withing 3 days assured..

by **archana** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:43 pm

how to lose a guy in 5 days? just say no to sex, cuddling or kissing and he\'ll leave you for sure, esp if he\'s a pakistani

by **JustaLittleUnwell** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:12 pm

I think the best way is to tell her/him politely but clearly that it\'s over and that you\'d like to move on.
 

 
Archana, btw, sorry about your Pakistani ex-bf. He\'s really turned you into a hateful person

by **archana** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:30 pm

nah its not my ex-bf, its my friend\'s ex-bf. even though I warned her, she kept her relationship with that ****head, and finally he gave her some news - he as gonna get married to his cousin from karachi... and as if thats not enough, he still wanted sex from my friend. yeah, I\'ve heard of a lot of indians do this too, but pakis really take the cake, apart from the fact that they are lousy in bed..

by **archana** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 2:33 pm

fiddler, in response to what you said, there was this other stinky paki (we could detect that he was near by the stink he emanated) and he was a classmate\'s bf. she got rid of him by denying him his \"quality time\", that is no physical contact, not even hugging or kissing !! and no wonder he ran away to other blondes after 2 or 3 days.. what a relief to me and my group

by **CtrlAltDel** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 9:37 pm

aha!
 
archie! now i understand yr animosity for pakis...!!!

by **jhankar** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:02 pm

whoa...how do you know that pakistanis are lousy at bed

by **archana** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:07 pm

some of my friends (blondes) let their paki classmates who were dying to get into their skirts.. and none of those pakis lasted even 4 minutes !!! it was either premature ejaculation or 1-2-3-shoot or not rising to the occassion.. and those friends have sworn never to have anything to do with pakis ever again.. at least not in bed

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:38 pm

archana ji,
 
this talk of \"Minute-Men\" brings a funny incident 2 my mind: a friend of mine in junior college went on a trip to a hill stn with his cousins. one night the group decided to grow up and engage the services of some hookers.
 

 
this friend was in full-mast but extremely nervous when he went near her. it seems when she pulled his shorts down, he cudn\'t take it anymore and shot all over her! the amused lady had a good laff and charged him only 10% of the agreed amt!
 

 
i think the same thing musta hapned to those paki boys!

by **Anand** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:56 pm

Instead of tryin so hard or getting all imaginative, invite him/her for a date n go dutch or better yet, fix a date n stood him/her up. Rest assured, you\'ll hear those three words - Hasta La Vista, that is!

by **jhankar** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:58 am

archana, which university are you from?

by **archana** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:10 am

sorry, no specifics

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 4:20 pm

hey archana!
 u seem to have gained a fan club in fullhyd! look at the number of guys wanting yr details. there\'s even a despo trying hard to have cybersex with u!
 
 thats quite an achievement in a week!!!!

by **archana** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:30 am

lol, yeah CtrlAltDel, I just noticed !! but I\'m not into cybersex or anything like that.. I am here just to make friends. I wonder why some guys go hyper and their adrenalin flows faster than octane in Apollo when I get friendly with them.
 
 Anyway most of you are quite nice and friendly, so no complaints

by **Habitual Perfectionist** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:00 am

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 she got rid of him by denying him his \"quality time\", that is no physical contact
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 Did your friend GET RID OF HIM?
 
 or did he GET RID OF your friend by using nutcracker\'s idea no. 4?
 
 I hope I\'m right in assuming that you have a good sense of humour and you enjoy it instead of getting offended like some ppl do.

by **archana** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:31 am

Habitual:
 
 My friend Yasmin (an american of pakistani origin) actually wanted to break with her paki bf Jalal, but he was holding on to her like a leech, promising her the moon, stars and everything that allah promised in heaven !!!
 
 When all her attempts failed - and she\'s too kind hearted to lock him away in jail on stalking charges - she decided our approach : Deny him sex, and even physical touching including kisses for a week.
 
 Guess what - Jalal disappeared within 2 or 3 days; the next we heard of him was he got hold of a blonde who threw him out on her apt the very first day cuz he rose too fast to the occassion !!!
 
 And we keep hearing new humorous things about him and his cousins almost every week.
 
 Of course Habitual, I won\'t take offense to anything but I guess there are quite a few fullHYD members here who want to look at a picture, and stand BEHIND it instead of in front of it, and then cry out \"HEY I CAN\'T SEE THE PICTURE???\"

by **archana\'s fan** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:15 pm

Archna..
 
 Hi ... I have been keenly reading all your msg on board... you seem to be very interesting and very bold... which part of us do you live?? are you from Hyderabad?? you are really indeed a tough (nut) to crack........

by **becareful gals** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:43 pm

What to do if u have some paki friends or some one we want you to be friend with me. Will you Are you ready i am not like the paki bf of your friend . :?:

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 1:24 am

becare....

Try to use full stops and commas.

by **Zorro** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:07 am

archana wrote:how to lose a guy in 5 days? just say no to sex, cuddling or kissing and he'll leave you for sure, esp if he's a pakistani

To lose a gal

just take her to a archies gallery n ask her to choose one for another gal (fake) to whom u r in love with...

Guyz not alwayz look for sex...mam...

There r guyz who will also look for friendship...

perhaps thats what i meant when i said the above...

A question for all...

Y do u want to lose a GUY/GAL ??

he/she can be a good buddy ....

ne opinions?????

How to Lose a GUY/GAL in 5 days