Boyz Vs Gals

by **;-)** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 3:08 pm

From one of those forwarded mails::: Difference between boys and girls while using ATM: 

Boys: 
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser. 
2. Insert card 
3. Dial code and desired amount 
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip 

Girls: 
1. Drive to the bank 
2. Engine stalled 
3. Check make-up in the mirror 
4. Apply perfume 
5. Manually check haircut 
6. Park the car - failure 
7. Park the car - failure 
8. Park the car - Success 
9. Search for the card in the handbag 
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine 
11. Throw phone card back in handbag 
12. Look for bank card 
13. Insert Card 
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is
written)in Handbag 
15. Enter code 
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes 
17. #Cancel# 
18. Re-enter code 
19. #Cancel# 
20. Call home/husband to get the correct code 
21. Enter desired amount 
22. #Error# 
23. Enter bigger amount 
24. #Error# 
25. Enter maximum amount 
26. Cross fingers 
27. Take cash 
28. Go back to the car 
29. Check make up in rear mirror 
30. Look for keys in handbag 
31. Start car 
32. Drive 50 meters 
33. STOP 
34. Drive back to bank machine 
35. Go out of the car 
36. Take card and ticket back from machine 
37. Go back to the car 
38. Throw card on passenger seat 
39. Throw slip on the floor 
40. Check make up in rear mirror 
41. Manually check haircut 
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way 
43. BRAKE 
44. Go into roundabout - right way 
45. Drive 5 kilometers 
46. Remove hand brake 
47. Call home to tell how miserable she was after
this experience.

by **popesmokesdope** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:37 pm

your point being???

by **Devi** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 9:39 pm

Aww, come on! some of it IS true... it may sound cheeky to admit it, but, well!! SOME OF IT IS TRUE... wink, wink!

by **vibhuti** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:03 pm

This is absolute nonsense. Can\'t you come up with more sensible topics for discussion?

by RP » Thu Feb 20, 2003 11:11 pm

I \'ditto\' Vibhuti\'s comments.

by ME » Fri Feb 21, 2003 1:34 am

whatever ppl!! but it was funnnyy!!

by **Ghazala** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 4:19 am

Had me in splits!!!

by **;-)** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 3:01 pm

it wasn\'t a topic for discussion. it was meant for TP/time pass. just read and forget, no hard feelings!

by **Shaik** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:21 pm

Don\'t be angry - its true (wink).

by **peeping tom** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:13 am

this is one of the most interesting topics in the fullhyderabad net era! I like these comments about ladies - they are 1000% true!

by **Shaad-Aabaad** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:33 pm

Well, that was hilarious!! No offence meant ladies, take it in your stride ;-)

. BTW, Here\'s something to please the fairer sex...!! 
Women are complex creatures 
If you kiss them, you are not a gentleman 
If you don\'t, you are not a man 
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 
If you don\'t, you are good for nothing 
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp 
If you don\'t, you are not understanding 
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring 
If you don\'t, she accuses you of double-crossing 
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 
If you don\'t, you are a dull boy 
If you are jealous, she says it\'s bad 
If you don\'t, she thinks you do not love her 
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn\'t respect her 
If you don\'t, she thinks you do not like her 
If you are a minute late, she complains it\'s hard to wait 
If she is late, she says that\'s a girl\'s way 
If you visit another man, you\'re not putting in "quality time" 
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it\'s natural, we are girls" 
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage 
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 
If you do, she thinks it\'s just one of men\'s tactics for seduction 
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting 
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring 
If you talk, she wants you to listen 
If you listen, she wants you to talk 

In short: 
So simple, yet so complex 
So weak, yet so powerful 
So confusing, yet so desirable 
So damning, yet so wonderful... 
..WOMEN!!!

by **durga** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:10 pm

Hey gals! Let these guys have as much of laughter at our expense... Let\'s be sportive... Let\'s wait and watch... And then what...!? You do know, right?!! That\'s when we DIG in. At their expense. So get your claws sharpened...

)))

by **peeping tom** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:02 pm

At times girls are most dangerous. smiling girls sometimes may be more dangerous than a ready to bite cobra.

by **durga** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:48 pm

hey! but, ofcourse!! why NOT?! we smile from deep within and when need be, we become cobras. so? what\'s your point?

by N » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:09 am

hi fellow hyd\'ies, don\'t the gals have anythin funny like this against boyz? common... it\'s good time pass!

by **peeping tom** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:13 am

Dear Durga, I am sorry this discussion is going unhealthy. But on one point I am very clear. Girls are attracted by external charm. They don\'t respect true work. If you see the office culture today young girls take advantage of the situation. They support persons with charm and body, not true hard workers. I have seen poor guys without good personality being insulted(tumbled down) by young office-going cellphone-flashing girls. But finally these true working guys were well supported by the practical-minded good bosses.

by **Winner** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:53 am

Aww Mannnnnnnn...what a loser!

by **peeping tom** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:53 am

Smiling towards opportunities, external charm, externally good looking characters, but biting like a cobra to the true working personalities. Is it accepted?

by D » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:40 pm

awww, come on, u say u r a doc and i do not see any of those in the experiences that u put across! u have NOT seen a single woman w/a nice smile and who can yet be good too! r u asleeeep?

by **not a feminist!!!** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 2:00 am

Hey ppl, check out why its gr8 to be a woman. 

All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass. 
You don\'t wait in lines. 
You don\'t wait for anyone, they always wait for you. 
You can have shoes of different heights. 
You can lift your face, many times. 
You can add or remove things to your body and you will be complimented. 
You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades. 
People change tires for you. 
People carry your shopping for you. 
You don\'t get introduced second. 
When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up. 
ALL the great pharmaceutical companies in the world spend R&D money to make you last longer and stay beautiful.

by **Khatta** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:20 pm

Not a Fem: Pardon me, what do you mean by saying \"You can add or remove things to your body\"? Sorry, I didn\'t get you.

by **not a feminist!!!** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:39 am

Khatta there is no double entendre in it. When gurlz add/remove jewelry or accessories they get complimented depending on the design. Again, it all depends on eyes of the beholder.

by **subhash** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 8:29 pm

hi devi, ur posts are good...

by **Pradeep** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 3:51 am

Good description...

by **srik** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 5:28 am

I hear u!!!! The most hottest thing to happen to this world - Gals and their BubbleGum tongues!!!!

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