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CtrlAltDel wrote:btw, PMoW, where do u come up with this stuff....
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Portuguese Man-Of-War wrote: BTW, I like most of your posts. Now I just hope someone doesn't say I am up to something here
asli_badmash wrote:PMoW; You are one of your kind.Portuguese Man-Of-War wrote: BTW, I like most of your posts. Now I just hope someone doesn't say I am up to something here
BTW: No one is suggesting anything in the posts. A joke or a tease is supposed to be taken like one.. nothing personal.
~badmash~
.SpyGlass wrote:Awww PMoW lemme help you ....
lets see if i've got this right . i think :
Single = no boyfriend
Ummarried = no husband either .
.PMoW wrote:Thanks, SpyGlass! So "single" means no boyfriend and "unmarried" means no husband. Do these definitions hold for guys also? I've heard too many guys say this, and am starting to feel uncomfortable about venturing near them now.
SpyGlass wrote:Hey Asli thanks for posting that ... i was expecting it.
Finally, some one understands me...SpyGlass wrote:Its nice to know someone's actually read it thru and to tpo it off spent so much time meticulously retorting to every word. Thanks again . really appreiciate the effort
I like this. 
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:appu, my early warning systems are picking signals from u. After I am done with controlbhai I will target you with my fatwa for ur posts
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Chalo bhai.....(GSS-ASS) which is an exclusive club.
Jaszalcatraz wrote:People, please stop posting messages that are longer than 2 lines.
The optimum length of the messages (if you want me to read em) would be between 14 to 19 words. Any longer than that and my head will explode and you all know how terrible that will be.
mysterious babe wrote:Men Are Like..
Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of u
Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ......Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can
keep you up all night long.
Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word
they
say.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ......Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.
m just posting this i have nothing against men
SpyGlass wrote:Awww PMoW lemme help you ....
lets see if i've got this right . i think :
Single = no boyfriend
Ummarried = no husband either .
Now is that right Five7Jaan ?
Looking at how clueless & frustrated (atleast some of them are) the men on this board are sounding ...i'm taking pity. Here are some words of advice i'm dishing out for FREE .
this comes bulleted too ->
1) Treat women like your queens, they'll live like ur slaves.
2) Take care of them, they'll pamper you infinitely.
3) Shopping gives women a sense of control, just like playing video games does to you.
4) Expression is a birth right. expression ic power. expression is existence....SO TALK!
5)God's gifted you with 5 senses. Atleast, learn to use those preperly ...then mebbe we'll talk about 6th.
Its OK guys, u dont really have to thank me
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