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by The Jackal » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:09 pm

azazel wrote:
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Kavita wrote:I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Pathetic.... :roll: :roll:


kaheen aap to nahee the?? :lol:
j/k

it must happen to all the femme members of the dbs.. :roll:
:lol: I gave up finding girls on the net 5 yrs ago. :lol: :lol:

Yeah I guess,there are many desperate people like Raj out there. :twisted:
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:14 pm

^^ yea, they're everywhere.. more so in the real world.
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:18 pm

a funny story, happened to me when i was new in usa.

during break time my classmate who is american came to me and said want to go out for some air, i said yes. and when we went outside the classroom, he lighted a cigarette and offered me one. i was shocked.then i understood what he meant. we laughed. now he is a good friend.
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by The Jackal » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:23 pm

daisy wrote:a funny story, happened to me when i was new in usa.
during break time my classmate who is american came to me and said want to go out for some air, i said yes. and when we went outside the classroom, he lighted a cigarette and offered me one. i was shocked.then i understood what he meant. we laughed. now he is a good friend.
I am sorry I dont see the pun here..... :?
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:36 pm

you are right. i am a bad narrator.

the funny things is when the guy asked me to come outside he thought i smoke too, and i thought that we are just going out side for fresh air and chitchat during break. it is common that girls smoke here in usa, but funny for me(atleast at that time)
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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:37 pm

daisy wrote:you are right. i am a bad narrator.
the funny things is when the guy asked me to come outside he thought i smoke too, and i thought that we are just going out side for fresh air and chitchat during break. it is common that girls smoke here in usa, but funny for me(atleast at that time)






lekin usne aap ko uthaane ki koshish to nahi ki naa.
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:39 pm

solosynergy wrote:lekin usne aap ko uthaane ki koshish to nahi ki naa.




yes he did, but didnot work :lol:
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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:40 pm

daisy wrote:
solosynergy wrote:lekin usne aap ko uthaane ki koshish to nahi ki naa.


yes he did, but didnot work :lol:






how much u women pride on the fact that the guy could not pick u up. but all thru u enjoy it :D ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:46 pm

is tht actually a matter of pride :shock:



i mite attempt somethin of tht sort in the near future, wish me luck :wink:
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:47 pm

solosynergy wrote:how much u women pride on the fact that the guy could not pick u up. but all thru u enjoy it :D ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:




come on we dont take pride, we are not that cruel. but we do enjoy the flirting to some extent, it works like an energy pill :wink:
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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:52 pm

daisy wrote:
solosynergy wrote:how much u women pride on the fact that the guy could not pick u up. but all thru u enjoy it :D ;) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


come on we dont take pride, we are not that cruel. but we do enjoy the flirting to some extent, it works like an energy pill :wink:




and what might that extent be .
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 10:56 pm

solosynergy wrote:
and what might that extent be .




limiting it to complimenting, asking out decently, silly jokes and no filth will work :D
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by azazel » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:01 pm

^^^ i can do all tht n more.. ask SS :D
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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:03 pm

daisy wrote:
solosynergy wrote:
and what might that extent be .


limiting it to complimenting, asking out decently, silly jokes and no filth will work :D






dont tell me entry level filth doesn count ?
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:22 pm

azazel wrote:^^^ i can do all tht n more.. ask SS :D


ok :P

solosynergy wrote:
dont tell me entry level filth doesn count ?




didnt get you :?
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by solosynergy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:28 pm

daisy wrote:
azazel wrote:^^^ i can do all tht n more.. ask SS :D


ok :P

solosynergy wrote:
dont tell me entry level filth doesn count ?


didnt get you :?




choodo.i am a little mad in the head.
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by daisy » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:30 pm

ycr007 wrote:See this site abt Pick-Up lines:
http://www.pickuphelp.com




Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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by The Crackednut » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:44 am

Warning : DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!



Bad Pick Up Line for MALES... :



"Hi, I'm The Crackednut!"



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by daisy » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:50 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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by Alexis » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:52 am

The Crackednut wrote:Warning : DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!

Bad Pick Up Line for MALES... :

"Hi, I'm The Crackednut!"

:D


:lol: :lol: :twisted:
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by Jaan » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:06 am

Don't say: "My friend there likes you and wants your number, so he sent me!"

WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIKES HER, especially since the it is almost always the case --------> corny but more pathetic!



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by Aquarian81 » Tue Nov 09, 2004 9:12 am

I dont know if it was a pick-up line, but Id like to think of it as a compliment since I got it by more than 2 people :wink:



The guy: "You must've got this a lot, but you look very much like J-Lo"



Me: "Yeah right, but thanks" (*turn around and make sure my ass isnt as big as hers* :shock: )
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you pleased to meet me?
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by marko » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:32 am

Jaan wrote:Don't say: "My friend there likes you and wants your number, so he sent me!"
WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE WHO LIKES HER, especially since the it is almost always the case --------> corny but more pathetic!

Jaan




heard one like this, a guy goes up to a girl, and say, "See my friend over there? he wants to know if you'd sleep with me."
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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by Kavita » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:40 am

azazel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:
Kavita wrote:I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Pathetic.... :roll: :roll:


kaheen aap to nahee the?? :lol:
j/k

it must happen to all the femme members of the dbs.. :roll:




Its quite common, but by saying please can two people become friends?
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by The Jackal » Tue Nov 09, 2004 10:42 am

Kavita wrote:
azazel wrote:
The Jackal wrote:
Kavita wrote:I want to be your friend, plzzzzzzzz
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Pathetic.... :roll: :roll:


kaheen aap to nahee the?? :lol:
j/k

it must happen to all the femme members of the dbs.. :roll:


Its quite common, but by saying please can two people become friends?
No but those guys are under the impression that it is possible. :roll: :lol:
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