Boyz Vs Gals
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Many other things missing in the list like
1. They cannot push the door.
2. After pushing the door, they will put make-up again.
3. Forget the phone number of their home/husband and again have to check it up from their purse.
and the list goes on.....
1. They cannot push the door.
2. After pushing the door, they will put make-up again.
3. Forget the phone number of their home/husband and again have to check it up from their purse.
and the list goes on.....
- Visu
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Generalisations are never accurate. They may reflect an individual\'s personality or the personality of a group of individuals but are never valid with such a large sample as the female gender. It could be that a sertain section of society possessing the described negative traits has been encountered. Besides, men can be vicious and selfish too. It\'s part of everyone\'s personality, and emerges at some point or another. There\'s nothing we can do about it except recognise it and try and control it.
'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
- tarantula
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Pleasure\'s all mine 
) Just thought the discussion was getting a little too serious... Things like this ought to be taken with a pinch of salt, what say?
) Just thought the discussion was getting a little too serious... Things like this ought to be taken with a pinch of salt, what say? 'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
- tarantula
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I agree with ur comments, but the above mentioned habits reflect some percentage of gals, not all... telecomind@hotmail.com
- servesh
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Yeah, I know quite a few women who are really sweet. Of course, they do go into \'cobra\' mode once in a while, but that\'s only to defend themselves or someone they care about. Agreed, some women can be really mean, but so can some men. I think it\'s unfair to judge millions of people on the basis of personal experience with only a fraction of that number...
'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
- tarantula
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- dreamzofvalentino
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juss a matter of time... all in the game!!!
- The guilt of the kiss is not in the lips, but in its bliss...
- oscarwinner
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Didn\'t get that. What\'s just a matter of time and all in the game?
'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
- tarantula
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Continuing the original post, Boys vs. Girls, and trying to diffuse the seriousness that seems to have set in...<br><br>
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. <br>
2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she\'ll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he\'ll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you\'re driving there. <br>
3. Boys\' rooms are usually messy. Girls\' rooms are usually messy, except it\'s a good smelling mess. <br>
4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
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5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.
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6. Boys couldn\'t care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.
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7. Baby girls find mommy\'s makeup and almost instintively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy\'s makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.
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8. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
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9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they\'re too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boy\'s arm.
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10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
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11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
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12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
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13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they\'ve watched \"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\" movie three times in a row.
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14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose. <br>
2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she\'ll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he\'ll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you\'re driving there. <br>
3. Boys\' rooms are usually messy. Girls\' rooms are usually messy, except it\'s a good smelling mess. <br>
4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
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5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.
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6. Boys couldn\'t care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.
<br>
7. Baby girls find mommy\'s makeup and almost instintively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy\'s makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.
<br>
8. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.
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9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they\'re too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boy\'s arm.
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10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.
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11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.
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12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
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13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they\'ve watched \"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\" movie three times in a row.
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14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.
- la
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Smiles through years:<br><br>
When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.<br>
When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who\'s the handsome dude behind him.<br>
But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he\'s unzipped.<br><br>
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?<br>
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.<br><br>
Why do men like smart women?<br>
Opposites attract.<br><br>
How are husbands like lawn mowers?<br>
They\'re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don\'t work.
<br><br>
How do men define a \"50/50\" relationship?<br>
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.<br><br>
How do men exercise on the beach?<br>
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
<br><br>
How does a man show he\'s planning for the future?<br>
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.<br><br>
What did God say after creating man?<br>
I can do so much better.
<br><br>
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?<br>
So men can understand them.
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Why did God create man before woman?<br>
Because you\'re always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.<br><br>
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?<br>
To stop the snoring before it starts.<br><br>
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?<br>
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.<br><br>
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?<br>
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, he tries to decide what makes him so sexy.<br>
When a young lady smiles at a man in his fifties, he turns around to see who\'s the handsome dude behind him.<br>
But when a female of any age smiles at a man of 80, he looks down to see if he\'s unzipped.<br><br>
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?<br>
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.<br><br>
Why do men like smart women?<br>
Opposites attract.<br><br>
How are husbands like lawn mowers?<br>
They\'re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don\'t work.
<br><br>
How do men define a \"50/50\" relationship?<br>
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.<br><br>
How do men exercise on the beach?<br>
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
<br><br>
How does a man show he\'s planning for the future?<br>
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.<br><br>
What did God say after creating man?<br>
I can do so much better.
<br><br>
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?<br>
So men can understand them.
<br>
Why did God create man before woman?<br>
Because you\'re always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.<br><br>
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?<br>
To stop the snoring before it starts.<br><br>
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?<br>
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.<br><br>
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?<br>
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
- la
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Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing:<br><br>
It\'s the only type of cooking a \"real\" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. <br><br>
(1) The woman goes to the store. <br>
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. <br>
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. <br>
(4) The man places the meat on the grill. <br>
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. <br>
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. <br>
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. <br>
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. <br>
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. <br>
(10)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed \"her night off.\"
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there\'s just no pleasing some women.
It\'s the only type of cooking a \"real\" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion. <br><br>
(1) The woman goes to the store. <br>
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. <br>
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. <br>
(4) The man places the meat on the grill. <br>
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. <br>
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. <br>
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. <br>
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. <br>
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. <br>
(10)The man asks the woman how she enjoyed \"her night off.\"
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there\'s just no pleasing some women.
- la
- Registered User
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Interesting Facts for Fun!!!<br><br>
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,<br>
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.<br><br>
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,<br>
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.<br><br>
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,<br>
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.<br><br>
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,<br>
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.<br><br>
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,<br>
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.<br><br>
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,<br>
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.<br><br>
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... while the women STUCK to shopping.
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,<br>
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.<br><br>
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,<br>
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.<br><br>
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,<br>
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.<br><br>
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,<br>
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.<br><br>
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,<br>
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.<br><br>
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,<br>
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.<br><br>
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... while the women STUCK to shopping.
- la
- Registered User
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this attitude commands some amount of sympathy... but it seems the guys out here have seen enuff of gals around to get around... DIG IN?? din\'t sound cool...!!!
;-)
;-)
- The guilt of the kiss is not in the lips, but in its bliss...
- dreamzofvalentino
- Registered User
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Yes, everybody has the right to protect himself. I am in the United States in New York working as a programmer in a telecom company. My parents call me Satyam... I would be happy if you communicated to me at
telecomind@hotmail.com...
thanx take care
bye
telecomind@hotmail.com...
thanx take care
bye
- serversh
- Registered User
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Ah well... The age-old lament that men have about women: You can\'t live with \'em, but you can\'t live without \'em either... Face it guys 
'Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum!'
- tarantula
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I guess its all like the two sides of a coin and none of it exists ...in isolation!!!
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<b>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</b><br>
Smart man + smart woman = romance <br>
Smart man + dumb woman = affair <br>
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage <br>
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy <br><br>
<b>OFFICE ARITHMETIC </b><br>
Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br>
Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br>
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion <br>
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime <br><br>
<b>SHOPPING MATH</b>(I really like this one) <br>
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. <br>
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\'t
need. <br><br>
<b>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</b><br>
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. <br>
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife. <br>
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. <br>
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <br><br>
<b>HAPPINESS </b><br>
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little. <br>
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all. <br><br>
<b>LONGEVITY</b> (This one is good, too) <br>
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
<br><br>
<b>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</b> (This one I really, really
like) <br>
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn\'t. <br>
A man marries a woman expecting that she won\'t change, and
she does. <br><br>
<b>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</b> (This one is the best) <br><br>
A woman has the last word in any argument. <br>
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument. <br><br>
<b>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED </b><br>
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
\"You\'re next.\" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
<br><br>
THIS FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE
SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Nice topic guys!!! It\'s always fun to read the opinions guys have about gals and the same way around... Don\'t get too serious.
Smart man + smart woman = romance <br>
Smart man + dumb woman = affair <br>
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage <br>
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy <br><br>
<b>OFFICE ARITHMETIC </b><br>
Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br>
Smart boss + dumb employee = production<br>
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion <br>
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime <br><br>
<b>SHOPPING MATH</b>(I really like this one) <br>
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. <br>
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\'t
need. <br><br>
<b>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</b><br>
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. <br>
A man never worries about the future until he gets a
wife. <br>
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. <br>
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. <br><br>
<b>HAPPINESS </b><br>
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
love him a little. <br>
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all. <br><br>
<b>LONGEVITY</b> (This one is good, too) <br>
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
<br><br>
<b>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</b> (This one I really, really
like) <br>
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn\'t. <br>
A man marries a woman expecting that she won\'t change, and
she does. <br><br>
<b>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</b> (This one is the best) <br><br>
A woman has the last word in any argument. <br>
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument. <br><br>
<b>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED </b><br>
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,
\"You\'re next.\" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
<br><br>
THIS FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE
SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Nice topic guys!!! It\'s always fun to read the opinions guys have about gals and the same way around... Don\'t get too serious.
- laughing_roit
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