The female makes the rules.

[BM]

1. The female makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior
notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted.

4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say.

7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having
been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.

8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all.

9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.

10. The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or
imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole
judgement she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or pset. The female may,
however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying
attention. See rule 13.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or
indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times.
Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the
sole discretion of the female.

14. The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past
incident without regard to temporal or spacial distance, and modify,
enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to
the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive,
pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.

15. The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to
illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the
consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has
bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports
teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such
illustrations are non-rebuttable.

16. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought,
opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective
interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding.
Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or
rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject please for mercy
and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances,
especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition.

[akhilis2cool]

ohno not again...............

[Xiaowind]

That's exactly what is happening in my city now! Male in my city are miserable...

[Happy Hyderabadi]

]The Queen Is Always Right ... Long Live The Queen!
[/quote]

[quote="Xiaowind" That's exactly what is happening in my city now! Male in my city are miserable... [/quote]

Thank You BM Sahab and "Xiaowind" Sir, For Giving Due Credit and Acknowledging the Same ...

[BM]

ohno not again...............

Will you clarify "oh no not again"

[BM]

That's exactly what is happening in my city now! Male in my city are miserable...

Typo in your message, I think it should be "Female" instead of "Male"

[BM]

]The Queen Is Always Right ... Long Live The Queen!

[quote="Xiaowind" That's exactly what is happening in my city now! Male in my city are miserable... [/quote]
Thank You BM Sahab and "Xiaowind" Sir, For Giving Due Credit and Acknowledging the Same ... [/quote]

[xiaowind]

Well, female are unreasonable but they always win in dispute with male parters.

[BM]

Well, female are unreasonable but they always win in dispute with male parters.

Agreed 1000000000%

[Stingrae]

ohno not again...............

Will you clarify "oh no not again"

may i?....SPAM!!!!!!

[CtrlAltDel]

Women believe if a pet cat strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.



Women believe if a pet dog strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.



Women believe if a woman strays, it's because of a lack of affection at home.



Women believe if a man strays, it's because men are scum.

[ZC]

there are no rules.........



yet you have to follow the rules

[xiaowind]

Now we need masculine -ism more than feminism.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

there are no rules.........yet you have to follow the rules

May be there are no rules ... yet you have to Follow HER RulesQ! C-A-D
Man Prays ... Woman Sprays ... Man Strays ... Woman Prays ... Woman Strays ... Man Brays!

[asli_badmash]

If females make the rules.. why do they appear to be the ones who are more troubled in most of the relations?



Some of the women I know; suffer to no end to keep their men happy. Are they actually true BM Sahab ?



Maybe they are true for some really smart ones; who use their wit, charm and their wip to get what they want.... General Indian Nari is nice.



"Indian Nari" you rock....



~badmash~

[asli_badmash]

Are they actually true BM Sahab ?
~badmash~

I meant the RULES.. Are they TRUE?

[BM]

Are they actually true BM Sahab ?
~badmash~

I meant the RULES.. Are they TRUE?

In most cases specially in the "Middle Income Group Families and the High Income Group Families"

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Luckily....in my family, I take all the big decisions. To honour democratic values in family life, I've left the smaller things to my wife.



So while I'm comteplating on how to reduce India's Fiscal Deficit; how to increase morale in armed forces; how to bring about electoral reforms and how to create a truly secular and egalitarian society.....



my wife decides on what would be cooked by me at home; what movie to watch; how much to be spent on clothes, accessories and jewellery and other such small things.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Luckily....in my family, I take all the big decisions. .... my wife decides on what would be cooked by me at home; what movie to watch; how much to be spent on clothes, accessories and jewellery and other such small things.

Thank You, HP, for stating clearly Your Home "Policy" ... Like Major Decisions and Minor (Routine) Actions which You Can or Must DO ...

Our Boss-At-Office (BAO) used to be asked by us: "What is the Policy?" ... The Prompt Reply would come back: " Policy ... What Policy ... I don't know ... But tell me what you want to do, I will tell you what you must do!"

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Thank You, HP, for stating clearly Your Home "Policy" ... Like Major Decisions and Minor (Routine) Actions which You Can or Must DO ...
Our Boss-At-Office (BAO) used to be asked by us: "What is the Policy?" ... The Prompt Reply would come back: " Policy ... What Policy ... I don't know ... But tell me what you want to do, I will tell you what you must do!"

Whimsical bosses are a thing of beauty. I used to have a boss who used to quote from hindi movies to make points. Sounded funny at times (he once enacted a whole scene from Mughal-e-azam just to explain to the office boy the ill effects of insubordination) and boring and dragged at times (who wants to listen to movie dialogues at the end of a tiring day?). But on the whole, he was damn neat.

[WoMen]

Men Are Hard To Please



The problems with GUYS:



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

! If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

[Habitual Perfectionist]

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
! If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Bottomline : Whatever you do....girls are hard to please....they will always be full of complaints....you just can't help it.

[Happy Hyderabadi]

Whatever you do....girls are hard to please....they will always be full of complaints....you just can't help it.

Yes, HP ...

Women, They Whine & Win ... Men Pine for Wine, W and W & Do They Ever Win!

[BM]

Whatever you do....girls are hard to please....they will always be full of complaints....you just can't help it.

Yes, HP ...
Women, They Whine & Win ... Men Pine for Wine, W and W & Do They Ever Win!

Agreed with HH and HP

[Fiddler]

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

Er... maybe I'm a typical dumb male, but what the heck did that mean? Is that a metaphysical statement on the lines of "The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is, obviously, 42."?