Somebody finally understood what women want

by **Vibhuti** » Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:26 pm

The following is a message from the fullhyd moderator.I could not resist myself from creating a board for this Coz I\'m really fed up with the messages i get daily in my netpal mailbox and I am sure a large no. of girls who have profiles in this website share the same feelings.Please spare a few minutes to read this.
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fullhyd.com does not create dummy profiles of women to boost numbers, which is why the number of profiles of women is less than 10% of the number of profiles of men. That is the standard ratio in all leading Indian sites, and if it is more than that, then there\'s ...er, something fishy. To our understanding, most women browsers of fullhyd.com do check profiles of men, but not everyone creates her own profile for various reasons. So if you are not getting responses, it could be that:
a. your own profile is very cliched and commonplace (\"Hi! I am a normal guy who likes to have fun with friends and go on long drives... I love old Hindi film songs, and am looking for a genuine and trustworthy girl with a good sense of humor. Looks don\'t matter. Write to xyz@pwd.com to know more!\"), or
b. Your messages to women are (\"Hi! This is venkat from hyd. I am looking for a friend. Will u be my friend? Do reply me if possible. u can reach me at blah@blah.com or at 9884256487. bye n take care.\").
Please note that women on fullhyd.com get several messages every day - this is ol\' Hyderabad. Why should they respond to you unless you seem like you\'re capable of great conversation and are full of life? On average, we find that 1 in 30 profiles created is well-written enough for us to even feature on the home page. It\'s very easy to make a difference.
Finally, here is a message we once saw that might have made a difference: \"Hi ___! I am a Devil worshipper and engage mostly in hunting brontosaurus for our clan rituals. My favorite dish is a broth of the lips of a bat, the skin of a boa constricter, the blood of a newt, the eye of a toad and the intestines of a rodent - the broth is used for its therapeutic effects, especially among people with split personalities. I always like to make friends of witches - do you have any advanced techniques of spontaneously combusting people? I have been innovating, but can only burn a person up in 29 seconds as of now, and as a witch, I thought you might have broken new ground on this. If you share your formulae, I\'ll teach you the curse of the ancient tadpole. It will make your enemies metamorphose into frogs that no princess can ever get back to normal, either by kissing or through any other act (yechhh!!!). Fi Fo Fum Fhut!\"
Go ahead, make her day!

by **arvind** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 3:12 am

nice one..vibhuti.! letz hope ppl do put in more sense into their comments before they approach..for netpals..bye..

by **hiall** » Sat Oct 19, 2002 10:53 pm

dear Mr. very respected Arvind...can u pls tell me ...what sense u found outta that what i felt was very much nonsensical!!

by **anita** » Mon Oct 21, 2002 10:58 pm

hiall,
based on ur messages and ur prev boards , no wonder you found this nonsense and seriously it doesnt matter at all.

by **vivek of themavericks..remember!!** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 11:36 am

Now I can tell my friend why fullhyd.com netpal women don\'t respond within 24hrs - cuz they are real!!!

Somebody finally understood what women want